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Black testicles?
Dec 27^th, 2008 at 10:27pm

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely....

"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

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-johnny- CH.com Sponsor Offline theres no smoking on the dock Posts: 1642 fayette county ohio Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #1 - Dec 27^th, 2008 at 10:31pm
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Kirk CH.com Alumnus Offline VINIMUS, VIDIMUS, DOLAVIMUS Posts: 2393 Harts Lake, WA Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #2 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 1:17am Good one Brian[smiley=crackup.gif]
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fdharden CH.com Junior Offline Shutup--I'm talking! Posts: 44 Luray, VA Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #3 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 1:58am Attribution: Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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BMoneeTheMoneeMan CH.com Alumnus Offline In remembrance of KingCazman. RIP Posts: 2674 Portland, OR	Re: Black testicles? Reply #4 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 2:18am Who the hell is that, Paco, and what are you attributing to them?
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fdharden CH.com Junior Offline Shutup--I'm talking! Posts: 44 Luray, VA Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #5 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 2:32am Read my post, goddamit! Some people spend years of their lives creating stuff, just to see it spread across the world without a mention of its source. Paco
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Re: Black testicles?
Reply #6 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 2:41am

Ok, well, if you google it, there are pages and pages of links where this joke has been posted. Do I have to cite every website, blog, magazine or barfly who has ever told this joke? Is it just a joke?

Am I supposed to research and list them in order of appearance too? Bikerkiss.com certainly isnt the first website where a member has posted that joke, but you are attributing the joke to that website?

Maybe I should have my attorney look over any jokes I post first and look for precedence? He's $330 an hour, but that is a funny joke.

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fdharden CH.com Junior Offline Shutup--I'm talking! Posts: 44 Luray, VA Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #7 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 2:49am How easy is it to post the url of the site where you copped the material? Even saves a lot of typing. Still, it was funny, so I guess you get some credit for passing it along. Good on you, mate.
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Re: Black testicles?
Reply #8 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 3:11am

2 reasons:
#1 The community where I heard that joke is personal. The fact I am a member of that community is not public information.
#2 A link would not work since you need to be registered and verified by them in order to get access to the MB. If you don't have an Oregon DL, you will not get access.

Does this mean all jokes need to be accompanied with a citation of the orginal author and links to all URLs which have also told jokes?

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fdharden CH.com Junior Offline Shutup--I'm talking! Posts: 44 Luray, VA Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #9 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 9:37am "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." --George Carlin
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Re: Black testicles?
Reply #10 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 11:14am

Actually, Paco, giving that fellow credit for the joke is unfair. He posted that in June of 2008. I heard that joke back when I was in the Navy, and that was back in 1968 to 1972 ...

I agree that credit needs to be given, when possible, but with most jokes, it is almost impossible to give accurate credit to the author. So many have been passed around for YEARS.

Chuck

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AlienSpaceGuy CH.com Old Timer Offline Greetings from outer space Posts: 254 Northpole Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #11 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 11:51am "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." I think George Carlin simplified too much. The mean value theorem only states that if there are people less stupid than the average, there must be some stupider. Here 'some' means any positive number, not necessarily the half.
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #12 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 11:55am Is that like the glass is either half empty or half full theory?
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BMoneeTheMoneeMan CH.com Alumnus Offline In remembrance of KingCazman. RIP Posts: 2674 Portland, OR	Re: Black testicles? Reply #13 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 1:42pm That depends, Mel. You need to cite who came up with the 'glass half empty/half full' saying. You trying to imply you came up with that yourself?
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #14 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 1:48pm I dunno, do I seem like the type would would claim it for myself? LOL
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Black testicles? Reply #15 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 1:56pm I will say one thing......that sure is one hell of a thread title.....LMMFAO!!!!!
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Re: Black testicles?
Reply #16 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 2:10pm

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thebbz Ex Member	Re: Black testicles? Reply #17 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 2:13pm The title got my attention. the bb good one
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #18 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 2:16pm Brian, your " Mom and Dad " are not linkable, therefore I do not think you exist. Anyway, before this thread gets anymore anal, I'd like to add that the vision of black testicles is going to give me nightmares tonight.
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flipperlips CH.com Alumnus Offline Live, Laugh, Love Posts: 935 Mcallen, TX Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #19 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 2:42pm Quote: The title got my attention. Me, too.
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #20 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 3:32pm I'm with Jonny. Who gives a shit where it comes from? It's out in the ether and it's funny. Mean Old Charlie
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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #21 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 9:56pm I've invented jokes and had them come back to me within days from the other side of the world. I find it quite flattering.
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Rolomatic Ex Member	Re: Black testicles? Reply #22 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 10:31pm LOL, WE, SW, SY...
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Redd CH.com Sponsor Offline Posts: 8457 Stevens Point USA Wisconsin Gender:	Re: Black testicles? Reply #23 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 10:38pm Quote: LOL, WE, SW, SY... Huh?
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Rolomatic Ex Member	Re: Black testicles? Reply #24 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 10:50pm Quote: LOL, WE, SW, SY... Laugh out loud, what ever, so what, see ya…
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