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Jennifer

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If you try.......
Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 11:52am

to pull the bacon & cheese out of your omelet with a fork while balancing the plate on your desk while you're typing, the bacon will FLING out of the omelet and land on the floor, the plate will topple over onto the lower part of the desk and knock the ashtray off, and you will scare the crap out of your dog.

Just thought y'all might like to know that. Roll Eyes

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gizmo CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Posts: 522 Germany Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #1 - Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 11:56am Good to know! Let me guess, the dog liked the flying bacon part
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: If you try....... Reply #2 - Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 11:57am That is the main reason why I skip breakfast and go right for the beer ......LMAO!
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gizmo CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Posts: 522 Germany Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #3 - Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 11:59am Quote: That is the main reason why I skip breakfast and go right for the beer ......LMAO! Cheers!
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FramCire CH.com Alumnus Offline Life like a froward child must be humored a little Posts: 1710 Bolivar, MO USA Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #4 - Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 12:13pm I don't eat eggs so I have always wondered about what happens in this scenario but have never found someone willing to find out for me. Thank you. Now, what happens if you try to balance on 1 foot while smoking a cig, drinking a beer, and playing online poker? I dont smoke, so I have always wondered.
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Ray CH.com Alumnus Offline Ray Posts: 1996 Columbus, Ohio Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #5 - Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 12:34pm Dear Jen: Did you capture it all on your webcam so it can be found on YOUTUBE anytime soon? Ray
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Frank_W CH.com Alumnus Offline BOHICA!!! Posts: 4213 Right behind you... Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #7 - Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 2:27pm The dog would beg to differ.
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QnHeartMM CH.com Sponsor Offline I AM a Phoenix! Posts: 1783 San Diego, CA Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #8 - Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 4:44pm I swear I think the plate that is always on top of the stack on my desk is going to topple on my laptop someday. Of course I always put it on the stack next to my COMPANY laptop, not my own.
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barry_sword CH.com Alumnus Offline Mountain Biking Keeps Me Sane Posts: 3947 Bracebridge, Canada Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #9 - Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 5:27pm Multi-tasking! I can't do it as much lately.
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Grandma_Sweet_Boy CH.com Alumnus Offline What Goes Around Comes Around! Posts: 4496 Georgetown,Ontario Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #10 - Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 5:30pm Thanks for the visual - I expect you found it funny once you'd cleaned up the bloody mess. Dog would love ya for that one. Hugs Carol
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M.R. CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 598 Grand Rapids, Mi. Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #12 - Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 8:11pm Quote: What a senseless waste of bacon!! Mmmmmmm....Bacon...the fifth food group. Mike
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #16 - Jan 3^rd, 2009 at 11:30pm Bacon Bits to the rescue next time Charlie
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mummymac CH.com Alumnus Offline Kissed Donny Osmond and proud of it Posts: 943 Jersey\|United_Kingdom\|europe Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #17 - Jan 4^th, 2009 at 2:50pm That sure is a hard way to start the new year detox/ diet, all that washing up for food you didn't/couldn't' eat
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Jennifer CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 3265 Supply, VA Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #18 - Jan 4^th, 2009 at 2:59pm mummymac wrote on Jan 4^th, 2009 at 2:50pm: That sure is a hard way to start the new year detox/ diet, all that washing up for food you didn't/couldn't' eat I call it my "sling your food across the room" diet. You get no calories and then the follow up exercise by having to clean it up!
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Marc Ex Member Gender:	Re: If you try....... Reply #19 - Jan 4^th, 2009 at 9:36pm Jennifer wrote on Jan 4^th, 2009 at 2:59pm: I call it my "sling your food across the room" diet. You get no calories and then the follow up exercise by having to clean it up!
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