Click this link to read a post I like on the clusterheadaches.com message board...

Frank_W

CH.com Alumnus

Offline

BOHICA!!!

Posts: 4213
Right behind you...
Gender: male

Telemarketer -- LMAO!
Jan 6^th, 2009 at 11:55am

I just got off the phone with one: (I'm not making this up)

Him: 'elloo?? Dees ees Oleever Stone with Birch Telecom. May I speak to SAITO?!

Me: BITCH Telecom?!

Him: BIRCH!! May I speak to SAITO?!

Me: Oh!! BIRCH!! Well, if you would like to speak with Mr. Saito, you'll have to dial Tokyo. Would you like that number?

(pause)

Him: Who ees eet dere, who 'andles your local long distance and telephone service?

Me: We don't have telephones.

Him: Okay.... (long pause...) Thank you....

CLICK.

The whole office is roaring with laughter. Smiley

Back to top

Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to

or

<--click

IP Logged

Click Here to visit the CH.com Facebook page!

Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO! Reply #1 - Jan 6^th, 2009 at 12:03pm Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or You made my day too Frank Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Charlie
Back to top	There is nothing more satisfying than being shot at without result---Winston Churchill IP Logged

sandie99 CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain! Posts: 11975 Finland Gender:	Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO! Reply #2 - Jan 7^th, 2009 at 1:41pm Thank you Frank, that was just brilliant! One of them called me today - she was selling Elle magazine and ended the call quickly after I said kindly but firmly that I'm already subscribing to all the magazines I want. Sanna
Back to top	Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or IP Logged

Frank_W CH.com Alumnus Offline BOHICA!!! Posts: 4213 Right behind you... Gender:	Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO! Reply #3 - Jan 7^th, 2009 at 2:02pm Ah Sanna... So innocent. I would have started asking them if they had anything like "Penthouse," "Easyrider," or "Chicks With Dicks." It's fun to hear them start stammering.
Back to top	Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or <--click IP Logged

QnHeartMM CH.com Sponsor Offline I AM a Phoenix! Posts: 1783 San Diego, CA Gender:	Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO! Reply #4 - Jan 7^th, 2009 at 8:13pm Classic!
Back to top	Treat people with kind words. IP Logged

Barry_T_Coles

CH.com Alumnus

Offline

Posts: 2073
Karratha|,West_Australia
Gender: male

Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO!
Reply #5 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 1:31am

I had one about a year ago from one in the sub continent & it went something like this.

Ring ring etc

G’day
Hallo am I being speaking to Mr Coles?
Mr Coles, who’s that?
Is this the phone of Mr Coles?
That could be the name of the bloke who lives here, Nah he’s not here mate if he was I wouldn’t be.
When Mr Coles are be coming home?
Dunno mate but I hope it’s not to soon cause I haven’t finished clearing out his stuff yet.
Ah so you are not knowing when he will be home?
Nah wouldn’t have a clue mate I’m just stealing all his stuff.
Ah you are working, so sorry for disturbing you while you be working.
That’s alright mate your working too so next on my list is your house.
Ah I must be going Goodbye. CLICK.

Didn’t hear from that one again

Back to top

Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to

or

Of all the things i've lost in life the thing i miss most is my mind.

IP Logged

-johnny- CH.com Sponsor Offline theres no smoking on the dock Posts: 1642 fayette county ohio Gender:	Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO! Reply #6 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 1:45am Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or good one frank
Back to top	Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or IP Logged

Frank_W CH.com Alumnus Offline BOHICA!!! Posts: 4213 Right behind you... Gender:	Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO! Reply #7 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 8:56am Barry, that's hilarious! Johnny, that's an oldie but goodie. Classic...
Back to top	« Last Edit: Jan 8^th, 2009 at 8:57am by Frank_W » Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or <--click IP Logged

LeLimey Ex Member	Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO! Reply #8 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 10:40am I don't get telemarketer's calling me anymore. I finks I'm blacklisted... it was so much FUN (for me!) too... sniff
Back to top	IP Logged

Click Here to visit the CH.com Facebook page!

Frank_W CH.com Alumnus Offline BOHICA!!! Posts: 4213 Right behind you... Gender:	Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO! Reply #9 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 10:57am Gee, I wonder why?
Back to top	Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or <--click IP Logged

Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO! Reply #10 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 2:21pm Here are some really clever ones I found. LOL Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
Back to top	Hurt people.....hurt people. Think about it. IP Logged

Frank_W CH.com Alumnus Offline BOHICA!!! Posts: 4213 Right behind you... Gender:	Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO! Reply #11 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 2:49pm Some of those are pretty good!
Back to top	Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or <--click IP Logged

KingOfPain

CH.com Hall of Famer

Offline

Disgusted!

Posts: 1935
North America
Gender: male

Re: Telemarketer -- LMAO!
Reply #12 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 3:10pm

I don't care to deal with them so I used this option.

National Do Not Call Registry
Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to

or

Your registration will not expire. Telephone numbers placed on the National Do Not Call Registry will remain on it permanently due to the Do-Not-Call Improvement Act of 2007, which became law in February 2008. Read more about it at
Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to

or

.

WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
THE NATIONAL DO NOT CALL REGISTRY

The National Do Not Call Registry gives you a choice about whether to receive telemarketing calls at home. Most telemarketers should not call your number once it has been on the registry for 31 days. If they do, you can file a complaint at this Website. You can register your home or mobile phone for free.

As far as the few that slip by, I use this...
Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to

or

...works like a charm!
Wink

Here are two just for fun [from eBaum's World].

Tom Mabe - Cemetery Telemarketer Prank
Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to

or

Telemarketer Crime Scene
Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to

or

Back to top

Arrived August, 1999.
We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter. - Denis Diderot
Thanks for the ignore function! Wink

IP Logged

	Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register
	Search box updated Dec 3, 2011... Search ch.com with Google!