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Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Reply #25 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 12:13am

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Say what you want Linda! When the hell did this site become the cruise line for the "Good Ship Lollipop" Geeze! I'm afraid to say anything anymore

Relax Jimmers.

and I will. But in this instance I was so totally kidding. It was never meant to be a good ship lolli-pop nor will it ever be.

I am 5 feet tall. I weight 97 pounds. I would trade a "booty" for Pats, Mels, Langas, Christys, et als.....intelligence any day.
I'm with BobG...can't fit into a pair a shrink to fit. sigh.

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Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Reply #26 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 8:44am

UnderTheRadar wrote on Jan 7^th, 2009 at 11:08pm:

I KNEW I had a ghetto booty for a reason.... Grin

Now there's just scientific evidence to back it up!!!

Sir Mixalot FTW!!!!1!!

One of my favorite songs!!

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat, Wet, got it goin like a turbo 'vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple-X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in the middle but she got much back x4

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Mosaicwench CH.com Sponsor Offline www.mosaicwench.com Posts: 3507 Near Milwaukee WI, USA Gender:	Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Reply #27 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 9:38am Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? Good old Spinal Tap . . .
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Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Reply #28 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 10:41am

Linda_Howell wrote on Jan 8^th, 2009 at 12:13am:

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I am 5 feet tall. I weight 97 pounds. I would trade a "booty" for Pats, Mels, Langas, Christys, et als.....intelligence any day.
I'm with BobG...can't fit into a pair a shrink to fit. sigh.

I, Jennifer D, being of not-so-sound mind and ever-expanding body, bequeath in this, my last will and testament, 10 extra pounds of booty to Mizz Howell with the stipulation that it all goes to her ass. Grin

(ya know I'm funnin' ya Linda!)

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Jeannie CH.com Sponsor Offline Live, Laugh, Love.... Posts: 2333 St Louis, Missouri Gender:	Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Reply #33 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 3:15pm Quote: I am 5 feet tall. I weigh 97 pounds. Good Lord, Linda!!!! You are the size of my ten year old! Funny how we all wish for what we don't have. I have always wanted to be petite. I'm jealous! Jeannie
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Reply #35 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 4:06pm and I've always wanted to be intelligent..sigh.
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing Reply #39 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 5:11pm Chuck, 6 months, 13 days and 59 mins.
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Re: "Baby Got Back".....it's a good thing
Reply #40 - Jan 8^th, 2009 at 5:15pm

Jeannie wrote on Jan 8^th, 2009 at 3:15pm:

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I am 5 feet tall. I weigh 97 pounds.

Funny how we all wish for what we don't have. I have always wanted to be petite. I'm jealous!

Jeannie

If by petite you mean short, then be careful what you wish for. Linda can attest to the fact that it's no fun going through life looking up other people's noses!!

If by petite you mean "small", then I have no comment. Roll Eyes

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