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Revenge Crabs?
Jan 14^th, 2009 at 9:20pm

Yes in deedy do!

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How do I give away these crabs?

It’s easier than you think! You can give them to yourself to transmit, or even hand them off physically to the intended victim, if you like. If your ex is the sort who keeps the landing strip shorn clean, you won’t actually be able to give them to her, but if you can put them in her bed, they can still live off her blood regardless of hair until her new lover comes over, at which time he will catch them from her sheets and blankets. Each order ships with a detailed brochure detailing a number of the most popular methods of giving the crabs, so don’t worry too much about it.

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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #1 - Jan 15^th, 2009 at 8:04am omg they should be shut down and fined! the idiots
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DennisM1045 CH.com Alumnus Offline One wave at a time! Posts: 3437 Haverhill, Massachusetts, USA Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #2 - Jan 15^th, 2009 at 8:04am Yet more evidence that the human race is doomed. Like we needed any more. Thanks NSF... I think -Dennis-
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #3 - Jan 15^th, 2009 at 8:15am Dennis, maybe Dave's just trying to warn us if we find anything suspicious on our credit card bill, lol.
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Langa CH.com Alumnus Offline So many donuts, such little time... Posts: 4754 x0\|\|USA\|usa\|0\|0\|NJ,New_Jersey Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #4 - Jan 15^th, 2009 at 8:43am Okay, that's disgusting... Langa
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LeLimey Ex Member	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #5 - Jan 15^th, 2009 at 9:25am Well now honeybun - what I want to know is... HOW THE BLINKIN' HELLFIRE DID YOU FIND THIS SITE AND WHAT WERE YOU LOOKING FOR?!!!! The mind boggles!
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Jeannie CH.com Sponsor Offline Live, Laugh, Love.... Posts: 2333 St Louis, Missouri Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #6 - Jan 15^th, 2009 at 10:21am You Have Got To be KIDDIN' me! Disgusted, Jeannie BTW..... I'm with Helen.... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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midwestbeth CH.com Sponsor Offline Posts: 1123 Edwardsville, IL Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #7 - Jan 15^th, 2009 at 10:30am WTF???? That is sick!! EWWWWWWW!!! You are right Dennis......the human race is doomed! Beth
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #8 - Jan 15^th, 2009 at 7:44pm Helen: Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or (I couldn't help myself...... ) She's right......WTF were you researching to come up with this thing? Charlie
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Re: Revenge Crabs?
Reply #9 - Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:00am

Nasty, but temporary in nature.

An acquaintance of mine is one of those lads who still occasionally hooks up with his ex (they are both bar trash), even though they had a fairly nasty divorce. They hate each other 99% of the time, but end up knocking boots 2-3x per year.

To make a long story short... he ends up with 'revenge herpes'. It appears she got it, knew it, took him home and delivered it.

They are in the 'you gave it to me', 'no, you gave it to me' stage of the game now, thus he is having no luck from a legal standpoint. Which is cool, as he is a douchebag (spiked hair, popped collar, etc).

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DennisM1045 CH.com Alumnus Offline One wave at a time! Posts: 3437 Haverhill, Massachusetts, USA Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #10 - Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:08am Lobster wrote on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:00am: To illustrate... Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Ok ... that's it ... I'm officially out of this thread -Dennis-
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Jeannie CH.com Sponsor Offline Live, Laugh, Love.... Posts: 2333 St Louis, Missouri Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #11 - Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:10am Not even clickin' on that...... No illustration needed...... Jeannie
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Lobster CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2417 Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #12 - Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:25am No no no... A 'douchebag' is an accepted term for a guy who is a, well, douchebag. Example from that site... hot chicks with a douchebag... Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #13 - Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:26am lmao Lobster, that websites pretty funny
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Lobster CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2417 Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #14 - Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:28am Melissa wrote on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:26am: lmao Lobster, that websites pretty funny Aye... it is a fun read. There are lawsuits over hit. Alleged "Douchebag" Sues Author Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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Jeannie CH.com Sponsor Offline Live, Laugh, Love.... Posts: 2333 St Louis, Missouri Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #15 - Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:28am LOL! ! ! ! Guess I'm showing my age! Jeannie
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CH-HELL Ex Member	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #16 - Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:30am Lobster wrote on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:25am: No no no... A 'douchebag' is an accepted term for a guy who is a, well, douchebag. Example from that site... hot chicks with a douchebag... Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or EEEERRR That was me 15 years ago
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Re: Revenge Crabs?
Reply #17 - Jan 16^th, 2009 at 3:43pm

Lobster wrote on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 10:25am:

No no no...
A 'douchebag' is an accepted term for a guy who is a, well, douchebag.

Example from that site... hot chicks with a douchebag...
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You know that the only reason this kids was with those girls is that it was prom night and his Dad bought him a Mustang.

-Dennis- (who now feels guilty because he just can't resist this thread)

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notseinfeld CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Enough is Enough. Vote Libertarian Posts: 789 x1\|Atlanta\|USA\|usa\|425\|226\|GA,Georgia Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #18 - Jan 16^th, 2009 at 4:25pm Well, mom is really hard to shop for and..... Not sure how I landed there---typically I pore through about 3hrs/day worth of global news reading and since I'm on hiatus from politics for one full week to gain sanity I have to look at other stuff. As they say, sharing is caring. nots
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Lenny CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 642 Los Angeles,CA Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #19 - Jan 16^th, 2009 at 4:33pm notseinfeld wrote on Jan 16^th, 2009 at 4:25pm: Well, mom is really hard to shop for and..... nots .....Now i know what to get for x-mas gifts.....thank you
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Em CH.com Alumnus Offline I wanna go... Posts: 830 St Peter Port, Guernsey. Gender:	Re: Revenge Crabs? Reply #20 - Jan 17^th, 2009 at 10:22am This is quite sick... Why would anyone give them to themselves? There are some scary people in this world...
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