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LeLimey Ex Member	Paybacks a ??? Jan 18^th, 2009 at 8:29am Lets just say I have an idea which involves "re-education" via the use of chains, an egg beater, a modified cheese grater and a small brown yorkshire terrier named Gerald.. I think it'll work...
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Langa CH.com Alumnus Offline So many donuts, such little time... Posts: 4754 x0\|\|USA\|usa\|0\|0\|NJ,New_Jersey Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #1 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 9:38am Does this person now knoweth what you're capable of? Feel sorry for the little bugger - is that right? the word bugger? Just sayin... Langa
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LeLimey Ex Member	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #2 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 12:24pm Oh don't waste your pity Maria - for someone to have pushed me this far, they deserve far more than I can dish out!!!
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #3 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 12:27pm You mad?....LOL
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #4 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 12:29pm Because I loves ya, I'll loan you my weedeater, a pair of socks and my collection of toenail clippings.
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #5 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 12:52pm I have this amazing corkscrew that I use to open up bottles of wine that I will sacrifice to the cause..let me know if you need it Fed-ex'd overnight.
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Reply #6 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 3:03pm

okokok...It's really hard for me to part with this one, Helen, but, for you..........I have a snaggletoothed, rabid, old cantankerous cat I never had declawed.........she hates men........and her vision is still perfect........I can crate her up and send her across the pond, which will likely make her hungry and completely p****ed off......
Just say the word.........
MROWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Cathi Kiss

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Redd CH.com Sponsor Offline Posts: 8457 Stevens Point USA Wisconsin Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #7 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 3:11pm Helen...I'll also part with my old antique can opener (the one that looks and behaves like a mideavel torture device). In addition to it having the blade to slowly disembowel the person in question, just flip it around and it can pry off the fingernails quite effectively.
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minnie

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Reply #8 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 3:36pm

old antique can opener.....snaggletoothed, rabid, man hating,old cantankerous cat .....corkscrew....weedeater, a pair of socks and Mel's collection of toenail clippings. ..
.I can get a tape recordingof a gaggle of pre-teen girls yacking continuelessly about trivial matters over and over again in the language that after a while can drive you batty.played over and over again could be as bad as water torture...ie...OMG
did you see.(fill in name)hanging all over (fill in name) what a slushy...so and so broke up with whats his name andis now going out ?? with OMG gross.....you get the idea the traumas of middle school Cheesy

let me know if this can help...I can also send over a hannah montanah and Jonas brothers cd from my niece that will definately put whoever in the psyche ward. Wink

let me know ,
minnie

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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #9 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 3:47pm Who will be the recipient of this torture?
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Marc Ex Member Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #10 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 3:53pm Quote: Who will be the recipient of this torture? Thankfully, not me!
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Langa CH.com Alumnus Offline So many donuts, such little time... Posts: 4754 x0\|\|USA\|usa\|0\|0\|NJ,New_Jersey Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #11 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 4:22pm Quote: You mad?....LOL LMAO! I believe the answer to your question Jonny is that she is pretty pissed off at this particular time. Langa
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Cathi_Pierce CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1191 x0\|Oregon City\|USA\|\|0\|0\|OR,Oregon Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #12 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 4:24pm Marc wrote on Jan 18^th, 2009 at 3:53pm: Quote: Who will be the recipient of this torture? Thankfully, not me! We are a powerful bunch, y'know.........ANYTHING can be arranged! Ominously yours, Cathi (can ya hear the cackling?)
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Em CH.com Alumnus Offline I wanna go... Posts: 830 St Peter Port, Guernsey. Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #13 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 4:50pm Helen, Did you miss the thread about revenge crabs?? Perhaps here, we find a use for them!! Sending some meanness in the direction of one who deserves it! Em x
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LeLimey

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Reply #14 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 6:55pm

Oh it's someone this side of the pond.... I'm not disembowelling anyone there unless I hear them say tomAYto and then all bets are off! Wink

I think we should all bring our assembled weaponry to the next convention and assemble a couple of "Girls Night In" kits LOL Think about it - this could be the ultimate "care" package as in how to take care of all your little problems! As the line goes "When you care enough to send the very best"..

Oh and re the crabs? It would be wasted sadly - a few extra would never be noticed by victim number Lips Sealed

*sigh*

edited cos - WHOOPS!! We've got the law in here peeps!! Wink

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George CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Black-Billed Magpie Posts: 8126 Boise, Idaho USA Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #15 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 8:37pm Quote: Oh it's someone this side of the pond.... I'm not disembowelling anyone there unless I hear them say tomAYto and then all bets are off! I assure you that I shall never, ever again pronounce that particular word in that particular fashion. In fact, I may avoid the offending vowel altogether. Best, George
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #16 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 8:42pm *edited cos - WHOOPS!! We've got the law in here peeps!!* Didn't see nothing...nope...didn't accidentally send a Taser and 4 cartridges accross the pond to London...without declaring it...nope...wouldn't be prudent!!! Joe
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #17 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 8:52pm Joe, you forgot the sniff
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #18 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 8:58pm he he he
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #19 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 9:51pm Mel, Mel, Mel....ONLY Jimi can do the sniff Joe is just the facts, Mam. This whole thread brings to mind a saying which is completely accurate. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" or pissed on for that matter.
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LeLimey Ex Member	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #20 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 9:52pm Guiseppi wrote on Jan 18^th, 2009 at 8:42pm: *edited cos - WHOOPS!! We've got the law in here peeps!!* Didn't see nothing...nope...didn't accidentally send a Taser and 4 cartridges accross the pond to London...without declaring it...nope...wouldn't be prudent!!! Joe Gotta love our Juicy Pee haven't we folks?!
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #21 - Jan 18^th, 2009 at 9:56pm I think a book is in order.
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sandie99 CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain! Posts: 11975 Finland Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #22 - Jan 19^th, 2009 at 10:12am Helen, whenever someone's got you planning a payback, they had it coming. Need some help? I've found that I have plenty of time in my hands lately and I'm keen to use it for wicked plans... Hugs from Finland, Sanna
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #23 - Jan 19^th, 2009 at 10:15am You're scaring us, Helen but you will get no flack from me. I have no desire for you to bring home my head in a: "Bahsket." Charlie
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Jeannie CH.com Sponsor Offline Live, Laugh, Love.... Posts: 2333 St Louis, Missouri Gender:	Re: Paybacks a ??? Reply #24 - Jan 19^th, 2009 at 10:19am Please don't harm the Yorkie ....... It is my favorite breed. Jeannie
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