That's what I heard the beast holler at the grocery store this afternoon.

I was getting stuff to BBQ tomorrow and went for some red wine to make a marinade for the steaks. I don't drink wine normally. I even planned to stay upwind when I opened the bottle since I'm in cycle.

Guess what, they had some samples of a new brand. Sure, cute girl, I'll try it. Never cook with what you can't drink.

I sampled a tiny bit, poured most of my sample in the trash. Tasted good so I grabbed a bottle.

By the time I got to the register I was already pushing a 7. Eight in the parking lot where I had a full and an empty O2 tank. Stayed at about an 8 wile I drove home to where my regulator, mask and Imitrex were waiting for me.

Lessons learned: Probably none. I knew not to drink and I knew not to leave my puppy home.

Laugh or scream, right?

If it weren't for all my dumb mistakes I'd make none at all! I hate the "out in public" hits!

Joe