So last night, as usual, Gordon was all over me as he slept.  We have a king size bed...jeesh.  And there is no waking up that man once he falls into a deep sleep.  And he rarely sleeps, so I figured, maybe if I shove him ever so lightly, he might move to his side...yeah right, All that did was have him up on me closer.  So I mean, between the leg over me, arm around me and under my waist, and his head in the crook of my neck, I woke up with a seriously stiff neck and drooled on neck and hair.

Then today I put Peanut on the leash (which is attached to the gate by the entrance to the house and walked inside) so she could do her business.  I went in to start dinner, and before I know it, Peanut is barking like a maniac.  When I went to see what was the racket about, I saw that she had walked into the middle of the yard, which is like an ice skating rink, and she couldn't come back.  She kept sliding backward.  Of course, I had to rescue my baby, so I put my boots on and sweater and go outside and tried pulling her up - she was choking, so I decided to go ice skating  .  Fell on my butt twice as I got to Peanut and unhooked her from the leash and then I started sliding to the bottom of the hill where I almost went through a bunch of tall bushes. Oh yeah, all this with Peanut in my arms.  Peanut had a look on her face like "this woman is going to killl us both"!

Anyway, I decided the best thing to do was to scream for Gordon to come and open the basement door...which took about 10 minutes.  

I'm bruised and sore, and so happy I live in a very quiet neighborhood, because this would have been a good one for America's Funniest Videos.  

Discuss amongst yourselves - or not - just thought I'd share and maybe you can get a laugh, if nothing else, because Gordon found the whole thing quite funny...i'm going to bed...night...

Love y'all,
Langa

I definately ditto what Redd said!!

*hugs* Maria!

mel