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Bend over and stretch your a$$
Feb 13^th, 2009 at 10:57pm

Because the fucking is not coming with lube, its coming in dry and painful!!!!

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kevmd CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Who needs a hypothalamus anyway? Posts: 524 x0\|philadelphia\|USA\|\|0\|0\|PA,Pennsylvania Gender:	Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole Reply #1 - Feb 13^th, 2009 at 11:02pm 1100 pages to be voted on with nobody reading it. We are in a heap of shit.
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole Reply #2 - Feb 13^th, 2009 at 11:10pm kevmd wrote on Feb 13^th, 2009 at 11:02pm: 1100 pages to be voted on with nobody reading it. We are in a heap of shit. The kicker is that Obama said he would write it and go through it with a scalpel to cut out the pork. He didnt write shit!
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Jim R CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Always question authority.... Posts: 657 Laconia, NH Gender:	Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole Reply #3 - Feb 13^th, 2009 at 11:17pm you never change do ya dude?! And that's great 'cause you're still cool.... Wish I had help dude, I am in one ...just sent your PM... SHIT........SHiIT!!!!!!! MotherF... Jim R
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole Reply #4 - Feb 13^th, 2009 at 11:25pm Jim R wrote on Feb 13^th, 2009 at 11:17pm: you never change do ya dude?! And that's great 'cause you're still cool.... Wish I had help dude, I am in one ...just sent your PM... SHIT........SHiIT!!!!!!! MotherF... Jim R Man, you sure do get around the board while your having a CH, huh Jim?
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Artonio CH.com Alumnus Offline I Love Posts: 604 New Castle, Pa Gender:	Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole Reply #5 - Feb 14^th, 2009 at 12:53am so... why the fuck didn't he take the time to read it... he did nothing but repeat that "Not one member read it" then he said... we don't have time to read it.. What the fuck is he getting paid for... STFU and go read the thing already. with warm regards, Tony
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zwibbs-Scott CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Stay Strong !!! Posts: 2296 x1\|New Rochelle\|USA\|usa\|501\|104\|NY,New_York Gender:	Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole Reply #6 - Feb 14^th, 2009 at 6:11am That's my man Schmuck Schumer. AND yes he is my senator. Why do all the absolute shitheads have to govern in New York.....But then again we don't have Barney Frank. However he'll probably retire in New York.------Seperated at birth---Barney Frank and Elmer Fudd.
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Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole
Reply #7 - Feb 14^th, 2009 at 6:19am

Artonio wrote on Feb 14^th, 2009 at 12:53am:

so... why the fuck didn't he take the time to read it... he did nothing but repeat that "Not one member read it" then he said... we don't have time to read it..

What the fuck is he getting paid for... STFU and go read the thing already.

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Tony

Tony---I think it is time to switch to De-Caf.

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Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$hole
Reply #8 - Feb 14^th, 2009 at 7:18am

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kevmd wrote on Feb 13^th, 2009 at 11:02pm:

1100 pages to be voted on with nobody reading it. We are in a heap of shit.

The kicker is that Obama said he would write it and go through it with a scalpel to cut out the pork.

He didnt write shit!

And so much for the posting of the bill for 48 hr public disclosure. I wonder were the apathy is greater; the public for re-electing these bafoons year after year or the congress for voting for a bill none of them read. We ARE in a heap of $shit folks!

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Reply #9 - Feb 14^th, 2009 at 1:34pm

Chuck, Toni and others, before you read this the wrong way, this has absolutely NOTHING to due with someone and/or my beliefs regarding alternative lifestyles. It is solely what "I" believe my children should be taught in school. Please don't read this the wrong way, we live in a hate free house here.

Dear Senator Kennedy,

I'm thinking of starting a new company in this economic crisis, I think I'll call it "How To Parent" That way we won't need to spend $330 million on the STD education that's earmarked in the Stimulus Bill. My thoughts are that if you have children, you should be mature enough to talk to your children about sex and homosexuals without our tax dollars doing it for you. There are no questions on the MCAS regarding STD prevention or homosexual parenting Senator. There are certain things I really don't want my sons 1st grade teacher teaching him. My point is, why don't they teach him how to gut a fish, I like to fish, most boys that are six like to fish, I think it would be great. That way I could spend more time waxing my boat because they taught him how to do that in class, makes sense don't you think.

I think when the second round of Stimulus comes forth, we should spend and equal amount of tax dollars on HTP education, therefore it won't be forgotten five minutes later by some teenager in heat.

Kids aren't fast food Senator, sit down at the dinner table and talk to them, you'd be surprised how easy it is to be a family.

Respectfully,

Sean Clancy
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Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$
Reply #11 - Feb 14^th, 2009 at 2:20pm

Sean C wrote on Feb 14^th, 2009 at 1:34pm:

Chuck, Toni and others, before you read this the wrong way, this has absolutely NOTHING to due with someone and/or my beliefs regarding alternative lifestyles. It is solely what "I" believe my children should be taught in school. Please don't read this the wrong way, we live in a hate free house here.

Dear Senator Kennedy,

I'm thinking of starting a new company in this economic crisis, I think I'll call it "How To Parent" That way we won't need to spend $330 million on the STD education that's earmarked in the Stimulus Bill. My thoughts are that if you have children, you should be mature enough to talk to your children about sex and homosexuals without our tax dollars doing it for you. There are no questions on the MCAS regarding STD prevention or homosexual parenting Senator. There are certain things I really don't want my sons 1st grade teacher teaching him. My point is, why don't they teach him how to gut a fish, I like to fish, most boys that are six like to fish, I think it would be great. That way I could spend more time waxing my boat because they taught him how to do that in class, makes sense don't you think.

I think when the second round of Stimulus comes forth, we should spend and equal amount of tax dollars on HTP education, therefore it won't be forgotten five minutes later by some teenager in heat.

Kids aren't fast food Senator, sit down at the dinner table and talk to them, you'd be surprised how easy it is to be a family.

Respectfully,

Sean Clancy
Registered Plymouth Voter

Sean, I saw NOTHING in that post for me to get upset at, except that that idiot is still a senator!

VERY well written and I agree with it completely!

Chuck

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Reply #12 - Feb 14^th, 2009 at 2:27pm

Sean C wrote on Feb 14^th, 2009 at 1:34pm:

Chuck, Toni and others, before you read this the wrong way, this has absolutely NOTHING to due with someone and/or my beliefs regarding alternative lifestyles. It is solely what "I" believe my children should be taught in school. Please don't read this the wrong way, we live in a hate free house here.

Dear Senator Kennedy,

I'm thinking of starting a new company in this economic crisis, I think I'll call it "How To Parent" That way we won't need to spend $330 million on the STD education that's earmarked in the Stimulus Bill. My thoughts are that if you have children, you should be mature enough to talk to your children about sex and homosexuals without our tax dollars doing it for you. There are no questions on the MCAS regarding STD prevention or homosexual parenting Senator. There are certain things I really don't want my sons 1st grade teacher teaching him. My point is, why don't they teach him how to gut a fish, I like to fish, most boys that are six like to fish, I think it would be great. That way I could spend more time waxing my boat because they taught him how to do that in class, makes sense don't you think.

I think when the second round of Stimulus comes forth, we should spend and equal amount of tax dollars on HTP education, therefore it won't be forgotten five minutes later by some teenager in heat.

Kids aren't fast food Senator, sit down at the dinner table and talk to them, you'd be surprised how easy it is to be a family.

Respectfully,

Sean Clancy
Registered Plymouth Voter

Not to worry Sean... I feel the same way... you're letter of course would probably inspire someone to earmark 453 million for fish gutting education.

Can't win sometimes.

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Robert Rector, a prominent welfare researcher who was one of the architects of Clinton's 1996 reform bill, warned last week that Obama’s stimulus plan was a “welfare spendathon” that would amount to the largest one-year increase in government handouts in American history.

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Reply #15 - Feb 15^th, 2009 at 6:46pm

Sean C wrote on Feb 14^th, 2009 at 1:34pm:

... My thoughts are that if you have children, you should be mature enough to talk to your children about sex and homosexuals without our tax dollars doing it for you. ...

Yes, that would be nice. But it doesn't describe this universe.

When other parents are negligent in teaching their kids about health, it affects everybody. From those that don't wash after wiping to the pimply faced kid that makes our burgers after picking his zits and nose, it is a simple fact that laissez faire approaches to public health are not that good. This idea that schools, governments and corporations have a role does not eliminate parents in any way - good parents will continue to teach their kids about hygeine, health and disease, while other parents don't bother much. For those kids, the public effort is important.

Health has been taught in schools for generations, and that doesn't generate much controversy except when it involves the private parts - people get squeamish.

The rate of STDs, teen pregnancy, and abortion can be reduced significantly when sexual health issues are included in health education classes.

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There are no questions on the MCAS regarding STD prevention or homosexual parenting Senator.

Standardized tests are good for getting some measure of achievement, but have limits. Teaching to the test dumbs kids down.

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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Bend over and stretch your a$$ Reply #16 - Feb 15^th, 2009 at 6:58pm monty wrote on Feb 15^th, 2009 at 6:46pm: Standardized tests are good for getting some measure of achievement, but have limits. Teaching to the test dumbs kids down. Well said, Jonathan!
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