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Batch CH.com Alumnus Offline Control The Beast With O2 & D3 You Must Posts: 3708 Bremerton, WA Gender:	New Government Bailout Mascot Feb 19^th, 2009 at 4:33pm Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Reply #1 - Feb 19^th, 2009 at 5:19pm Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Charlie
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Reply #2 - Feb 19^th, 2009 at 5:42pm Dont forget that we are a nation of cowards!
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BMoneeTheMoneeMan CH.com Alumnus Offline In remembrance of KingCazman. RIP Posts: 2674 Portland, OR	Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Reply #3 - Feb 19^th, 2009 at 6:19pm While we are at it, why don't we change our National Anthem to Banking Queen, by Barney Frank.
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Batch CH.com Alumnus Offline Control The Beast With O2 & D3 You Must Posts: 3708 Bremerton, WA Gender:	Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Reply #4 - Feb 19^th, 2009 at 6:40pm BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote on Feb 19^th, 2009 at 6:19pm: While we are at it, why don't we change our National Anthem to Banking Queen, by Barney Frank. 'Love it... I snagged a copy of the audio of that parody cut from Limbaugh's show[/size]
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slhaas CH.com Veteran Offline Posts: 181 West Allis, WI, USA Gender:	Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Reply #5 - Feb 19^th, 2009 at 6:46pm It doesnt show up for me... what is it? A link perhaps?
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Reply #6 - Feb 19^th, 2009 at 6:51pm Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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Kirk CH.com Alumnus Offline VINIMUS, VIDIMUS, DOLAVIMUS Posts: 2393 Harts Lake, WA Gender:	Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Reply #7 - Feb 20^th, 2009 at 2:52am *That reminds me. Does Barney Frank's boyfriend still run a gay prostitution business out of his place in DC?*
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Reply #8 - Feb 20^th, 2009 at 10:23pm These clips of people we are suppose to trust are so easy to pick off, why we are not revolting is Beyond me! Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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Reply #9 - Feb 21^st, 2009 at 7:44am

Should be in the jokes section, but I thought it would fit here.

Laboratories have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

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Jonny Ex Member	Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Reply #10 - Feb 21^st, 2009 at 2:44pm It's here!....LOL Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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purpleydog CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2732	Re: New Government Bailout Mascot Reply #11 - Feb 22^nd, 2009 at 4:59pm Mike... So true! Batch, excellent post!
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