I just wish I knew these ‘words’ about 20 years ago…it would have made life much simpler!

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of Nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

I just need to know if there is any truth to this list.

Ladies?

Jennifer wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 6:18pm:

LMAO  

Sorry Jonny, couldn't help myself.  

Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 6:43pm:


Carol - don't tell him about the secret Facebook site where we all get together and make those rules!!!   Oops . . I've said too much!

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Because we said so!  Got a problem with that

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I stand up to pee,  so its bad to leave the seat down,  but if the wife wanted it left down I would...    She would just have to wipe it before she sat down.

Oh yeah and the list is true.  They are words that I use all the time.

I love you too, but you already knew that 

flipperlips wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 10:56pm:





sounds like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

But Carol - he hasn't figured out the OTHER rules, so we don't have to CHANGE them ALL    Meet you girls at 8 for THE MEETING.

Hugs BD

A friend of mine told me the other day that he hasn't spoken to his wife in three months. It's not like they're arguing or anything - he just doesn't like to interrupt.

BUSTED!!!!!!

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