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Old Farmer's Words of Wisdom
Mar 5^th, 2009 at 4:01pm

The following was sent to me, and thought it well worth passing on (and living by):

An Old Farmer's Advice:

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

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midwestbeth CH.com Sponsor Offline Posts: 1123 Edwardsville, IL Gender:	Re: Old Farmer's Words of Wisdom Reply #1 - Mar 5^th, 2009 at 4:29pm And all very true. Beth
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Mosaicwench CH.com Sponsor Offline www.mosaicwench.com Posts: 3507 Near Milwaukee WI, USA Gender:	Re: Old Farmer's Words of Wisdom Reply #2 - Mar 5^th, 2009 at 5:33pm ClusterChuck wrote on Mar 5^th, 2009 at 4:01pm: * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. I love that one!! Thanks Chuckie!
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writer CH.com Junior Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 64 x0\|Washington, D.C.\|USA\|\|0\|0\| Gender:	Re: Old Farmer's Words of Wisdom Reply #3 - Mar 5^th, 2009 at 5:58pm Loved it! I'll take all the inspiration I can get! Barbara
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: Old Farmer's Words of Wisdom Reply #4 - Mar 5^th, 2009 at 8:26pm Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Good stuff Chuckles Charlie
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QnHeartMM CH.com Sponsor Offline I AM a Phoenix! Posts: 1783 San Diego, CA Gender:	Re: Old Farmer's Words of Wisdom Reply #5 - Mar 5^th, 2009 at 9:01pm Mosaicwench wrote on Mar 5^th, 2009 at 5:33pm: ClusterChuck wrote on Mar 5^th, 2009 at 4:01pm: * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. I love that one!! Thanks Chuckie! That was my favorite too! Awesome Chuckles.
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jimmers Ex Member	Re: Old Farmer's Words of Wisdom Reply #6 - Mar 5^th, 2009 at 9:48pm * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin' B-I-N-G-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Old Farmer's Words of Wisdom Reply #7 - Mar 6^th, 2009 at 12:52pm Every once in a while you come up with something worthwhile... This was a good one.... Think I'll send it to my kid... Guess he's learned to read by now... Hugs BD
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Old Farmer's Words of Wisdom Reply #8 - Mar 6^th, 2009 at 1:22pm * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. My favorite.........I loves messing with heys heads!!! Joe
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