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Mar 20^th, 2009 at 9:43am

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
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> The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
> "Nice pigs, Sir."
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> The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Akansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi..."
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> The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
> "Excellent trade, sir
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Marc Ex Member Gender:	Re: Pigs Reply #1 - Mar 21^st, 2009 at 9:57am I read this last night and I'm still laughing
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Blue_eyes CH.com Junior Offline One day at a time Posts: 70 Minneapolis, MN. Gender:	Re: Pigs Reply #2 - Mar 22^nd, 2009 at 2:51pm
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JustNotRight CH.com Sponsor Offline CH version 15.0.8 member since 2005 aka GingerS224 Posts: 1300 Wilkes-Barre, Pa (USA) Gender:	Re: Pigs Reply #3 - May 3^rd, 2009 at 8:56pm This isn't a very "Good" joke so keep in mind no harm is meant to anyone at all!!! Here goes... They use to say a black man would be president when pigs flew. Obama is President and Swine Flu.
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Reply #4 - May 4^th, 2009 at 9:23pm

JustNotRight wrote on May 3^rd, 2009 at 8:56pm:

This isn't a very "Good" joke so keep in mind no harm is meant to anyone at all!!!

Here goes...

They use to say a black man would be president when pigs flew.

Obama is President and Swine Flu.

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Not offensive at all... Once we get bogged down by too much political correctness it becomes very difficult to function as human beings.

Very Good.... Grin

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LadyLuv CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1495 Champaign, IL Gender:	Re: Pigs Reply #5 - May 5^th, 2009 at 3:18pm OINK, OINK... LUV IT...
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