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Lefty CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 759 Gender:	Hurts When I piss..! Apr 8^th, 2009 at 2:14pm Hi, I have recently started getting a burning sensation when...... OOps wrong site...!
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Brew CH.com Sponsor CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 14163	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #1 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 2:23pm You may now crawl back under your big rock in the Atlantic.
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midwestbeth CH.com Sponsor Offline Posts: 1123 Edwardsville, IL Gender:	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #2 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 2:27pm OMG!!
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Jeannie CH.com Sponsor Offline Live, Laugh, Love.... Posts: 2333 St Louis, Missouri Gender:	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #3 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 2:33pm ANTIBIOTICS!
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #4 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 2:50pm Hmmmmmm Joe
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Re: Hurts When I piss..!
Reply #5 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 2:55pm

Never mind blinkin' antibiotics this boy needs glasses to see what site he's on!!!

I did think it was going to be a joke though..

A teacher asks little Johnny what he did over the weekend. "My cat died" exclaimed Johnny, "I knew he was dead cos I pissed in his ear".
The teacher says "You did what!?", and Johnny says
"I leant over and went 'Psst', and the little bugger didn't move".

Or even:

This is the story about a poor little snake named "Petey."

Petey was a snake only so big. Petey lived in a pit with his mother. One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said: 'Petey, don't hiss in the pit, go outside the pit to hiss."
So Petey went outside of the pit to hiss.

Petey was hissing all around when he finally leaned over and hissed in the pit. Petey's mother heard Petey hissing in the pit and said: "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, go over to Mrs. Pott's pit to hiss in her pit.

SoPetey went over to Mrs. Pott's pit to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott was not at home, so he hissed in her pit anyway. While Petey was hissing in Mrs. Pott's pit, Mrs. Pott came home and found Petey hissing in her pit. She said: "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don't hiss in my pit; go to your own pit and hiss."

This made Petey very sad, and he cried all the way home.

When Petey got home, his mother saw him crying, and said: "Petey, what's the matter?" Petey said: "I went over to Mrs. Pott's to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott was not at home, so I hissed in her pit anyway, Mrs. Pott came home and found me hissing in her
pit and said: 'Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, go to your own pit and hiss. Don't hiss in my pit.'"

This made Petey's mother very angry, and she said: "Why that mean old lady. I knew Mrs. Pott when she didn't have a pit to hiss in."

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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #6 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 2:58pm Limey....you aint right....
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Lefty CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 759 Gender:	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #7 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 3:46pm I did think it was going to be a joke though..!! Hey LeLimey, Sorry its taken me time to reply to my original post had to pop to the toilet... And It was a joke... Lefty..!
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Potter CH.com Alumnus Offline Team MOOSE DROOL Stinky Stuff on a Hook Prostaff Posts: 3600 Blgs.Mt. Gender:	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #8 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 3:52pm [ . Quit steppin on it Potter
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LeLimey Ex Member	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #9 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 4:14pm Lefty wrote on Apr 8^th, 2009 at 3:46pm: And It was a joke... Lefty..! I knew that - just couldn't resist the chance to tell my bad jokes LOL Helen
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notseinfeld CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Enough is Enough. Vote Libertarian Posts: 789 x1\|Atlanta\|USA\|usa\|425\|226\|GA,Georgia Gender:	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #10 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 4:44pm Quote: Hurts When I piss..! It'd hurt more if you didn't.
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cavalier Ex Member	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #11 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 7:58pm May'be you ought to clean your Albert
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purpleydog CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2732	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #12 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 10:28pm Do you have an STD? Whoops, wrong site!
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #13 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 10:47pm egads
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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #14 - Apr 8^th, 2009 at 11:54pm All this talk, referring to a certain part of the male anatomy, is getting me all EXCITED .... Even if it IS the wrong site ... (sometimes I wonder)
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: Hurts When I piss..! Reply #15 - Apr 9^th, 2009 at 11:18am Happened when I was 13. Doctor laughed his ass off. Goes away....or did. Charlie
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