The weight of a person does not detract from the personality inside,

Having said that!
Just watched the biggest man in the world getting married (I wasn’t there) on the TV
He was an exceptional weight.
The tow truck getting him to the venue, making sure the doorway was big enough to allow a bed with all the trimmings, the first dance in which he just swayed a bit from his mattress.
Got me thinking!!
How does he consummate the marriage?
It would be like finding a needle in a haystack. “Well it was there the last time I felt”
A 30 stone friend once told me the best way was on the bathroom floor.
Apparently he had vinyl and they could slip and roll about easier.
I’ll have to try that one, although our tiles are quite cold.
Don’t think I’ll bother.
But it just goes to show if you really want something,
Go for it.
And NO!! I’m not overweight ist just curious,
With a touch of schoolboy humour