A man
walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
ostrich behind him.  The waitress asks them
for their orders.

The
man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and
turns to the ostrich, 'What's
yours?'


'I'll
have the same,' says the ostrich.


A
short time later the waitress returns with the
order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man
reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
change for payment.
The
next day, the man and the ostrich come again and
the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'


The
ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again
the man reaches into his pocket and pays with
exact change.

This
becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The
usual?' asks the waitress.

'No,
this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato and a salad,' says the man.


'Same,'
says the ostrich

Shortly
the waitress brings the order and says, 'That
will be $32.62.'

Once
again the man pulls the exact change out of his
pocket and places it on the table.

The
waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any
longer. 'Excuse me, sir  How do you manage
to always come up with the exact change in your
pocket every time?'

'Well,'
says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning
the attic and found an old lamp.  When I
rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes.  My first wish was that if I ever
had to pay for anything, I would just put my
hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there.'

'That's
brilliant!' says the waitress.  'Most
people would ask for a million dollars or
something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!'

'That's
right.  Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,'
says the man.

The
waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'


The
man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish
was for a tall chick with a big butt and long
legs who agrees with everything I
say.'