Working people frequently ask retired people what they
           do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went           into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. 

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  We went up to him and said,  'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a dumb ass.  He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Mary called him a meathead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the             windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.  This went on for about 20 minutes.The more we abused and cursed at him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. 


We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired 

           It's important at our age.