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BarbaraD

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My new job didn't last.....
Apr 22^nd, 2009 at 7:25am

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees,

I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

Ya'll have a good day now ya hear....

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What don't kill ya, Makes ya stronger!

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barry_sword CH.com Alumnus Offline Mountain Biking Keeps Me Sane Posts: 3947 Bracebridge, Canada Gender:	Re: My new job didn't last..... Reply #1 - Apr 22^nd, 2009 at 7:36am Sorry about being out of work after your first day, but that was some funny!!!
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lashultzwfe CH.com Veteran Offline Make it a Great Day! Posts: 178 Milton,Wisconsin USA Gender:	Re: My new job didn't last..... Reply #2 - Apr 22^nd, 2009 at 7:13pm OMG, Sorry about the job, but thanks for sharing, it made our day!!!
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: My new job didn't last..... Reply #3 - Apr 22^nd, 2009 at 8:03pm Sorry Barb... but damn! I'm filing that one away ffr. Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Charlie
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QnHeartMM CH.com Sponsor Offline I AM a Phoenix! Posts: 1783 San Diego, CA Gender:	Re: My new job didn't last..... Reply #4 - Apr 22^nd, 2009 at 8:10pm OMG it sounds to me that you had already decided you didn't want that job but what a FUNNY thing you got to do with your exiting comments!!!
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KingOfPain CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Disgusted! Posts: 1935 North America Gender:	Re: My new job didn't last..... Reply #5 - Apr 23^rd, 2009 at 1:05am Maxine on - Retirement as a Wal-Mart Greeter Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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