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cavalier
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Anyone know the whereabouts of a Dragon for slayin
Apr 23rd, 2009 at 6:52pm
 
Woke up this morning early knowing it was going to be a long day.
Put on my trusty or should I say rusty armour “must remember to oil the mail before next year” strode out to the stables and collected my trusty steed, 21 speed with Campagnolo gears, climbed on and off again, a little lame, just a few minutes with the foot pump.
Started my quest thinking where do I find a dragon, I’d heard a whisper there was one hanging around in the next village passing out undesirable literature to unsuspecting cattle.
After a few puffs and pants arrived at the canal towpath “only another 20miles”
“I need a drink” the nearest watering hole was only a mile away, pity the wrong direction.
After servicing a couple of wenches and a barrel load of grog, felt a little peckish.
Off to the nearest ye olde spit roast pig ride through, think it’s called Mac Arthurian, “it’ll never catch on”.
Fantastic bit of technology, this wench shouts from behind the stocks “what do you want” and you reply “double pork on granary” they need a bigger menu!
After my fill of pork, grog and wenches it was time for a sleep, you’ve all been there!
Anyway, after I awoke and having done only 3 miles “it was getting dark” I thought sod it there’s next year.
Looks like my dragon slaying needs to be more organised.
I bet St George never had this problem

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Reply #1 - Apr 23rd, 2009 at 7:44pm
 
Cav, I'm going to take a guess that you took a bike ride and stopped for drink and food.  Am I right?  Close even?

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Reply #2 - Apr 23rd, 2009 at 8:08pm
 
You got me there am i being to obvious,
you missed the St George link though.
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Reply #3 - Apr 23rd, 2009 at 9:59pm
 
pfftt.. muppet!

You shoulda driven the other way, the dragon lives in Bingham LOL
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Reply #4 - Apr 24th, 2009 at 7:28am
 
Wll, if he didn't spend so much time drinking and wenching afore he went dragon hunting, he might have seen that one that was watcing him from the hedgerow.
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Reply #5 - Apr 24th, 2009 at 9:37am
 
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Never could find a use for this one until now. Sorry.....

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Reply #6 - Apr 24th, 2009 at 9:49am
 
Charlie, I LOVE it!!!
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Reply #7 - Apr 24th, 2009 at 1:33pm
 
deltadarlin wrote on Apr 24th, 2009 at 7:28am:
Wll, if he didn't spend so much time drinking and wenching afore he went dragon hunting, he might have seen that one that was watcing him from the hedgerow.


Carolyn he's from the midlands and he's a clusterhead..

They have drinking down to a fine art here and if that didn't get him the verapamil would LOL He'll need "winchin' " to go a "Wenchin' " LOL
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Reply #8 - Apr 24th, 2009 at 8:42pm
 
Cav, I think Helen is insinuating that the 'Brewer's Droop' has ya down....Is it true? Smiley

The way I read the Knight's Tale, you serviced the wenches before the barrel load of grog.  Wink



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Reply #9 - Apr 24th, 2009 at 9:08pm
 
I think one by the name of Coach is soon to be slain, you better hurry.

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Reply #10 - Apr 24th, 2009 at 9:48pm
 
The cod piece was invented for the old brewers droop, a bit chaffing but kept things in place
Not that iv'e ever suffered, especially with the magical Viagra
Wenches, grog...grog wenches,
More like pink elephants and flying pigs and thats the truth govner
Were'nt we talking about Dragons?
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