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For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Apr 30th, 2009 at 1:45pm
 
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

 

They include:

 

Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

 

Herman's Hermits ---

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

 

Ringo Starr ---

I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

 

The Bee Gees -- -

How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

 

Roberta Flack---

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

 

Johnny Nash ---

I Can't See Clearly Now.

 

 

The Commodores ---

Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

 

Marvin Gaye ---

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

 

Procol Harem---

A Whiter Shade of Hair.

 

Leo Sayer ---

You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

 

The Temptations ---

Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

 

Abba---

Denture Queen.

 

Tony Orlando ---

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

 

Helen Reddy ---

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

 

Leslie Gore---

It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry if I want To.

 

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---

On the Commode Again



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Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Reply #1 - Apr 30th, 2009 at 3:11pm
 
Barb, bless your precious lil heart, these must apply to YOU ... You are SO much older than I am ...
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Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Reply #2 - Apr 30th, 2009 at 3:30pm
 
Quote:
Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.



Oh yea..... that's mine for sure!!!!
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Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Reply #3 - Apr 30th, 2009 at 4:25pm
 
BarbaraD wrote on Apr 30th, 2009 at 1:45pm:
And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---

On the Commode Again


thats one of chucks best kept abortive secrets.  Wink
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Reply #4 - Apr 30th, 2009 at 4:27pm
 
But Chuckles, I have it on good "authority" that you once filled up a 5-year diary in 6 months.... I think that catches you up with me pretty quick - you old goat!!! Cheesy

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Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Reply #5 - Apr 30th, 2009 at 7:15pm
 
BarbaraD wrote on Apr 30th, 2009 at 4:27pm:
- you old goat!!!


Moderator ... MODERATOR!!!


SHE called me a NAME!!!  That is not allowed, is it?

She hurt my poor lil ole sensitive feelers ....  Cry   Cry   Cry

<sniff ... sniff>

Crushed Chuck


Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

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Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Reply #6 - May 1st, 2009 at 6:59am
 
Cancel the moderators..... False alarm!!

At his age he'll forget it in about 5 minutes... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Whiney Whiney Whiney
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Re: For Chuckles ... down memory lane...
Reply #7 - May 1st, 2009 at 4:51pm
 
I can recognize all the symptoms of those oldies.  Roll Eyes
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