They’ve fixed it, the Hadron collider,
What with the outbreak of swine flu to contend with, it seems we’re going to mix it up with a bit of Swiss strangelets and a sprinkling of black hole sauce.
I had read somewhere, to combat the flu, they were going to eat all the pigs,( they had already scoffed their way through the chickens) good job we’re not likely to get dog flu, then again hot dogs or pooch pounders don’t sound to bad.
Where am I going with this…. Not sure yet… a momentary lapse...
Oh yes, the collider, if it creates what some are worried about, you’ll be just tucking into your fifth hot dog and thinking hope that wasn’t Rover.
Before you have time to wipe the sauce of those satisfied lips, you and I will be in another part of the universe thinking Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit should have had barbeque relish with the last one. Burrrp.
Just a thought, they can develop a piece of equipment to try and create the beginning of our solar system etc but can’t cure the flu..
Don’t suppose it’s a priority when you’re getting money for the medication sold.
Just an old cynic.
Think I need to shave, looking a bit grey around the jaw line.
Tomorrow’s another day..

Hey Cav,
Bet they find a very tiny Flu Virus inside of the subatomic quark fragments and a way to render it harmless.  The program will immediately be shut down because of costs overruns.

Cynically speaking of course.

Steve G