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cavalier
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Supermarket trip of the floating kind
May 5th, 2009 at 9:31pm
 
Today I called in the local shop for a bit of grub for the masters table,
Down one of the aisles, the frozen chicken one, (looking for portions for the dogs tea) I met an old friend, the Yogi from Leek (that’s a real town) he’s a master of the art of transcendental meditation, anyway he was hovering about looking at the Thai green curry section when there was a commotion at the tills,
Anticipation and baited breath
One of the staff just lost one of their contact lenses, (phew that was a close one) exciting isn’t it,
I shouted,” did you see that? Yogi, “bear with me, just fancy a bit of fish”
At the checkout caught up with Yogi and noticed he’d got no footwear on,
“Don’t you feel uncomfortable without shoes?
“Don’t think about it just meditate.

Forget wind farms and electric cars lets meditate the transcendental way
Up to now, ditched the chair! Still sitting cross legged on the floor.” Hang on something’s stirring, no its just wind.
Hope this floats your boat!! In your dreams maybe.

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Reply #1 - May 5th, 2009 at 10:37pm
 
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Reply #2 - May 5th, 2009 at 11:16pm
 
Goodnight Cav. Cool
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Reply #3 - May 5th, 2009 at 11:31pm
 
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I shouted,” did you see that? Yogi, “bear with me, just fancy a bit of fish”


Have to agree. Yogi really is smarter than the average bear...
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Reply #4 - May 6th, 2009 at 12:00am
 
So let me see if I got this right -

You went to the grocery store to get some food
you ran in to a friend (who was barefoot)
the cashier lost her contact lens

I just can't figure out the last paragraph.

Cheesy

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Reply #5 - May 6th, 2009 at 12:27am
 
hey Cav...I just have one question before you go to sleep.

      What meds are you on?  I truly need some of these as you have such a bizarre way of looking at things and I want to look at it the way you do.   Wink
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Reply #6 - May 6th, 2009 at 9:38am
 
I look froward to reading your posts cav.......I'm starting to understand them too.  Grin  Even tho they are like figuring out a puzzle

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Reply #7 - May 6th, 2009 at 10:29am
 
There's a whole section for Thai green curry? 

Our stores suck.
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Reply #8 - May 6th, 2009 at 11:11am
 
jesus compared to that the de vinci code was easy to work out  Grin Grin Grin

now thats a real high flyer  Wink

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