This is about the local investigative office; some joggers found what looked like a big bag tied up with string …. These are a few of my favourite things.
Sorry about that the sound of music one of my all time greats…. High on a hill lived a lonely..
I am sixteen going on seventeen.. So long farewell..
Anyway, edelweiss, edelweiss every morning you greet me…
Where was I???
In the said hessian sack, “well we thought it was some sort of animal until we saw the hairy chest”
The officers involved detective Shylock Wombs and his sidekick Derek Watsonian
“What’s going on ere then”
“It seems we av a bag sir”
“I can see that Watsonian but I deduce there’s something in that bag”
“There’s a body missing a head and a leg sir”
“What’s the wheelbarrow for sir”
“ Just kids I expect”
“Ahah Watsonian I deduce, this person placed a bag around his body after cutting off his leg then hopped in this wheelbarrow whilst tying the string around that branch of yonder oak sapling before cutting his head off, the string pulled tight and broke free sending the wheelbarrow and cargo down to the lake edge where the joggers found it.

“ Shall I put it down as suspicious then sir?”

Apparently so?!?!
Our police force don't you just love em.

Ditto Stevee...it's everythought coloring the space around it.

That's a talent there Cav, this could've been a terribly morbid story, but coming from you, quite comical!

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Our cops just steal Viagra and walk around with a hard-on for everyone.

                Potter

Viagra
If you crush them in a glass of milk and sprinkle on your flowers the blooms last forever, can’t wait to see how the vegetables perform.
10” courgettes, 4”diameter onions.