This short piece was passed onto me, and I thought as I have never known so many old wise men and woman at any stage in my life . I thought it was only right to pass it on. Here you go.....!


Always remember, that old folks are worth a fortune with silver in their hair,gold in their teeth,stones in their kidneys,
lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs.

The older they get, the bigger the changes. Quite frankly they become frivolous and behave like old codgers.

They have a core of six gentlemen who accompany them at this late stage of their remarkable lives. As soon as they wake up,"Will Power"helps them out of bed. Then they go see "Johnny Loo". Next "Charlie Cramp" comes along and when he leaves "Arthur Ritis shows up and stays around all day. Apparently he doesn't like staying in one place so he takes you from joint to joint. After such a long day you're glad to go to bed with "Johnny Walker" What a life..! Oh yes..! I nearly forgot about your daily battle with that bloody "AL Zymer".

At the very late stages of this journey there is always a preacher there to remind you, that you must start thinking about the ..But I'm sure you remind them that you do..! all the time.On the way home,in the parlour,upstairs,in the kitchen or down in the basement, you say to your self" Now what the f*@k am I
All this, and you still give out some excellent advice...! God Bless You All...


Lefty...!

I resemble that!!! But you left out Ben (Gay that is)... I get a LOT of use out of him...

Hugs BD