First of all, Ida the missing link
“I always thought he lived next door, although more Neanderthal” grunting and knuckle dragging is his speciality.

Secondly, the revelations sneaking out from under the Parliament carpet,
personally I can’t see much problem of claiming expenses for Miss W.I.P Lash to come around to my stately pile every Wednesday for a bit of carpet beating.
You know how dirty carpets get from the peasant footfall of sightseers.

Finally and most importantly, I’ve just unearthed after….. years, my lucky pulling belt,
T’was in the heady days of youthful lust that with fondness I recall this statement of loin fulfilment,
I do recall sitting after a fruitful conquest with nail file in hand inscribing another cherished mark.
These moments were many and t’was hard to keep count, but count I did.
From plain buckle to incised masterpiece how I recall and that memory long lived.
Now I hold the said masterpiece in hand once more.

“I seem to remember more than “one” notch on it,
“Well suppose it’s a bit like evolution in a way” gets a bit exaggerated over time and you never know the true story,
“Did think it was more like a hundred notches though”
Perhaps it was in a dream.

"and that memory long lived." = one...unless you have another "pulling belt" somewhere else.

Steve G

A hundred eh?