How men & women shower
> You'll wet your pants after you
> read this!!!
> 
> How women
> shower:
> 
> Take off clothing and place it in
> sectioned laundry
> hamper according to lights and
> darks.
>
> Walk to bathroom wearing long
>  dressing gown. If you see
> husband along the way, cover up any
> exposed areas.
>
> Look at your womanly physique in the
> mirror - make
> mental note to do more
> sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>
> Get in the shower. Use face cloth,
> arm cloth, leg cloth,
> long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
> stone.
>
> Wash your hair once with cucumber
> and sage shampoo with
> 43 added
>  vitamins
>
> Wash
> your hair again to make sure it's
> clean.
>
> Condition your hair with grapefruit
> mint-conditioner.
>
> Wash your face with crushed apricot
> facial scrub for 10
> minutes until
> red.
>
> Wash entire rest of body with ginger
> nut and jaffa cake
> body wash. Rinse conditioner off
> hair.
>
> Shave armpits and
> legs.
>
> Turn off shower.
>
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
> shower.
>
> Spray mold spots
with
> Tilex.
>
> Get out of
> shower.
>
> Dry with a towel the size of a small
> country.
>
> Wrap hair in super absorbent
> towel.
>
> Return to bedroom wearing long
> dressing gown and
>  towel
> on head. If you see husband along
> the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>
>
> HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A
> MAN:
>
> Take off clothes while sitting on
> the edge of the bed
> and leave them in a
> pile.
>
> Walk naked to the
> bathroom.
>
> If you see wife along the way, shake
> wiener at her
> making the woo- woo
> sound.
>
> Look at your manly physique in the
> mirror admiring the
> size of your wiener and scratch your
> butt.
>
> Get in the
> shower.
>
> Wash your face.
>
> Wash your
> armpits.
>
> Blow your nose in your hands and let
> the water rinse
> them off.
>
> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds
> in the
>  shower.
>
> Spend majority of time washing
> privates and surrounding
> area.
>
> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse
> butt hairs sticking
> on the soap.
>
> Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo
> Mohawk.
>
> Pee.
>
> Rinse off and get out of
&
gt; shower.
>
> Partially dry
>  off.
>
> Fail to notice water on floor
> because curtain was
> hanging out of tub the whole
> time.
>
> Admire wiener size in mirror
> again.
>
> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat
> on floor, light and
> fan on.
>
> Return to bedroom with towel around
> waist. If you pass
> wife, pull off towel, shake wiener
> at her and make the woo-woo
>  sound
> again.
>
> Throw wet towel on
> bed.
>
>
> If there is anyone among you who did
> not laugh at the
> truth behind this, there is
> something SO very wrong with you. Have a
> great day!
>
> Oh,
> and...woo-woo!

As a highly offended member of the male species I have but one thing to say to this sexist tirade.....

WOO WOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I had seen this before and wet my pants EVERY  time I read it!

Joe