My wife and I were watching ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"    “NO!! "she SHOUTED!

I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying YES, that's my final answer."    So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
    And that's when the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"  *****
          And that's when the fight started....
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      My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.  She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a  scale.. ***** And that's when the fight started....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."   He  said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" “Nah, she can order for herself.”  ****         And that's when the fight started....
 
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