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The Human Body ...
Jun 13th, 2009 at 1:22pm
 
The Human Body!

   
Very informative!


 It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.  

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.  


(Hmmmm ... My thumb is THIS long ... and three of them together is ... Wait, I only have TWO ... WTF?  I guess I get the SHORT end of that deal ...)
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Re: The Human Body ...
Reply #1 - Jun 13th, 2009 at 1:27pm
 
ClusterChuck wrote on Jun 13th, 2009 at 1:22pm:
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

So THAT'S why SOME guys keep their thumbs in the pockets - aha!!
Grin
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Reply #2 - Jun 13th, 2009 at 4:22pm
 
So THAT'S why SOME guys keep their thumbs in the pockets - aha!!


Okay...that thar is funny! Grin Grin Grin
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"Somebody had to say it" is usually a piss poor excuse to be mean.
 
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Reply #3 - Jun 13th, 2009 at 6:42pm
 
I have to ask - did anyone else open this thread - The Human Body as posted by CHUCK... with a healthy dose of trepidation?!!
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Reply #4 - Jun 13th, 2009 at 7:29pm
 
Oh Helen, I had one eye covered and was squinching the other!!!!!!! Grin

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"Somebody had to say it" is usually a piss poor excuse to be mean.
 
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Reply #5 - Jun 14th, 2009 at 4:06pm
 
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The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.


That's not a fair statement...I used to suck my thumb as a kid..It's Teeny weeny...! Embarrassed  My thumb that is....!



Lefty..!
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Reply #6 - Jun 15th, 2009 at 4:13am
 
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I have to ask - did anyone else open this thread - The Human Body as posted by CHUCK... with a healthy dose of trepidation?!!


It's one of those horror moments, Helen.

Chuck + post about the human body = WTF is Chuckiepookiepoo up to now? Mind you, I never would have opened this one at work

And that reminds me: I should come around more often - sure do miss those Friday ladies' pics!!!
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Reply #7 - Jun 15th, 2009 at 8:37pm
 
Are we talking about three times the length divided by 3.142
2.5 x 3 = 7.5
7.5/3.142 = 2.38
willy @ 2.4 dia
dependant on hot or cold
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Reply #8 - Jun 15th, 2009 at 8:52pm
 
Col honeybun - I used to think it was too much TIME you had on your hands but I guess I have to rethink that particular theory...
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