A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive
>> goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her
>> ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty
>> swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the
>> process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.>
>> Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her
>> golfbag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't
>like
>> the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to
>> stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become
>> physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then
>> disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to
>> her husband "Hey, where's your ball?">> "It's over here in the girl thingy
>willows."
>> The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!