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Excuse me can I buy some Viagra. (Read 1537 times)
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Excuse me can I buy some Viagra.
Jul 2nd, 2009 at 8:03pm
 
It seems that it now legal to buy the blue pill over the counter at the local pharmacy.
After a brief consultation, the magic pill is in your sweaty grasp.
How things change!!
When I was a youth in the throws of expectation and longing, twas all you could muster to ask for the fabled extra large ribbed fanny buster without leaving the premises holding a toothbrush and some hair gel.
Casually dropping the said package in front of your friends and pretending it was an every day occurrence (what a man!!)
Now it seems the pharmacist has to sit listening to your woes of droopiness before deciding your worth
“How many times a day??”
“Have you tried a pencil and some gaffer tape?”
“I’m not sure sheep count”
“Or calves!!!”
It’s going to be a common sight around here especially the weekend.
Young men and old with trousers bulging heading off to the city night life with the expectation of some serious movement before the night fades,
Bus queue’s getting longer as they stand further apart as not to offend
Guided like some walking zombie with a divining stick in the front of their jeans. Moaning and groaning around the first smell of flesh and passing out with the loss of blood to the head, waking in the morning with no relief in sight.
Late night casualty, rows of dizzy men protesting their innocents of not been drinking.

Maybe we ought to go back in time and hope for a stroke... of luck.

“It’s only what I’ve been told”
(Although he was very sympathetic), amid the stifled sniggers.
Oh by the way don’t waste your money on the vacuum pump, couldn’t get it off for a week.
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Reply #1 - Jul 2nd, 2009 at 8:05pm
 
I've always thought it funny to see the sales figures for Viagra.....knowing there is not a person out there that will admit to using it.  Grin
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Reply #2 - Jul 2nd, 2009 at 8:24pm
 
Racer1_NC wrote on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 8:05pm:
I've always thought it funny to see the sales figures for Viagra.....knowing there is not a person out there that will admit to using it.  Grin



My brother admits to it....or Cialis...

As much as I love him, he's such a man/ho at 50 something... Grin Grin
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Reply #3 - Jul 2nd, 2009 at 8:25pm
 
I used it once. Walked past an American flag and he saluted. I was impressed. Huh
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Reply #4 - Jul 2nd, 2009 at 8:28pm
 
You are amazing Jimi...

How on earth did you get a prescription for "V" on the basis of flag waving?

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Reply #5 - Jul 2nd, 2009 at 8:35pm
 
I'm a vet. Wink
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Reply #6 - Jul 2nd, 2009 at 8:38pm
 
And I'm sure Ruthie appreciates you as much as we do.... Wink
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Reply #7 - Jul 2nd, 2009 at 10:54pm
 
You need a prescription for Viagra? I had no idea.

The generic, Niagara, is being released soon but so far, it's only been used successfully for dry eye. More work needs to be done.

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Bus queue’s getting longer

You are killing me Colin.

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Reply #8 - Jul 2nd, 2009 at 11:04pm
 
Don't take it while in cycle. You'll regret it.
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Reply #9 - Jul 5th, 2009 at 11:00am
 
Charlie wrote on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 10:54pm:
You need a prescription for Viagra? I had no idea.

The generic, Niagara, is being released soon...
I think the generic name is "Micoxyphalin"...

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If "that which does not kill me, makes me stronger", then how come I always feel like $hit after every near-death experience?
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Reply #10 - Jul 5th, 2009 at 9:24pm
 
Does this mean you've tried it Bob??
You are a dark horse.
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Reply #11 - Jul 5th, 2009 at 9:38pm
 
Who's Bob?
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