Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers & 
Grandfathers were? Well here it is:

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special 
effort to be with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he 
would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for 
some bonding time. Just he and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't 
feel like being up to it. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and 
said that she would take their Granddaughter out for a ride.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her 
Grandfather..

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' 'Oh yes Papa' the girl 
replied, 'And do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard, 
dip-shit or horse's ass anywhere we went today!'

Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?