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G_d Created Woman ...
Jul 18^th, 2009 at 2:35am

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim and firm
And ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And round and firm to bring
Out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes,
As he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands,
To sooth and caress you.

Soft cascading hair hung down
Over her shoulder, and two dreamy eyes,
Just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for man
To make his heart sing ...

Then he added a mouth ...
And RUINED the whole darned thing!

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Re: G_d Created Woman ...
Reply #1 - Jul 18^th, 2009 at 6:24am

Was gonna mention that "G_d created Women ... and ClusterChuck" (when ya wear them pink thongs - wimmenz panties - ya gotta admit something's up ha) when I saw the explanation for it all - Grin

Chuck is 5150! Better get the straitjacket for St Louis... Can we leave his status permanently this waY? the counter doesn't NEED to roll, does it? LOL

This was from just after it was posted...
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: G_d Created Woman ... Reply #2 - Jul 18^th, 2009 at 12:28pm 5150...............for you east coasters....the Welfare and Institutions code, in the state of California, for an individual who is "gravely mentally disabled"....yeah Val....you called that one! Joe
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Val_ CH.com Sponsor Offline There is nothing permanent except change. Posts: 252 Bay Area, CA Gender:	Re: G_d Created Woman ... Reply #3 - Jul 18^th, 2009 at 1:25pm 5150- those who are "gravely mentally disabled" - & are a danger to oneself and/or others!! Didn't know it applied only to CA - sorry the rest of ya - I would have explained better... Anyone Have a straitjacket handy??? Val
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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: G_d Created Woman ... Reply #4 - Jul 18^th, 2009 at 3:24pm Val_ wrote on Jul 18^th, 2009 at 1:25pm: Anyone Have a straitjacket handy??? STRAITJACKET?? Bondage? WOOHOO!!! *NOW* I am getting excited!!! Chuck, the sicko .. (BTW, thanks, Joe, for the explanation ... I was totally lost as to what Val was talking about ...)
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LadyLuv CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1495 Champaign, IL Gender:	Re: G_d Created Woman ... Reply #5 - Jul 20^th, 2009 at 12:10pm Come on guys.... Don't help him... CHUCKIE's Motto is: STICKS 'N' STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT WHIPS, CHAINS & STRAIGHT JACKETS EXCITE ME!! HEE HEE
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Re: G_d Created Woman ...
Reply #6 - Jul 20^th, 2009 at 12:29pm

Bahahahaha didn't realize, but I should have known. Soooory. hehe

Well, intention wasn't to excite - the intent was to get him - er - the 'help' he needed for the 5150 status. Cheesy

the jacket is only to subdue one until they're locked up in the looney bin and the key is thrown away, right! Grin

I grew up by a place called Agnews Insane Asylum (now used as a 'development center') where they used to take people like that... always used to tease my little sister we were going to leave her there driving down the freeway. haha

So I just thought we might be able to help him... Smiley

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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: G_d Created Woman ... Reply #7 - Jul 20^th, 2009 at 5:47pm Val_ wrote on Jul 20^th, 2009 at 12:29pm: So I just thought we might be able to help him... There are those that say that I am beyond help ....
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Re: G_d Created Woman ...
Reply #8 - Jul 20^th, 2009 at 7:13pm

Val_ wrote on Jul 20^th, 2009 at 12:29pm:

I grew up by a place called Agnews Insane Asylum (now used as a 'development center') where they used to take people like that... always used to tease my little sister we were going to leave her there driving down the freeway. haha
Smiley

So they are working on developing insanity to a higher level!
I may just be able to give them some very good advice,I've been working on mine for some time now. Shocked

Oh! & insanity is hereditary.
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You get it from your kids

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LadyLuv CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1495 Champaign, IL Gender:	Re: G_d Created Woman ... Reply #9 - Jul 21^st, 2009 at 1:32pm Thanks Barry.... Now I know who to blame... Hee Hee Lady Luv
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