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Gotta have 1 reason to smile. (Read 267 times)
Tiannia
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Gotta have 1 reason to smile.
Jul 31st, 2009 at 2:14pm
 
GITCHA MAMA

A redneck family from the hills of Arkansas was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.

The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by
two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.  The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, ‘Boy.................go gitcha momma'.
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Re: Gotta have 1 reason to smile.
Reply #1 - Aug 4th, 2009 at 12:31pm
 
Hi Tiannia. Have you ever used the inclinators at the Luxor (the elevators that go sideways)? They were put in to mess with Californian's heads. And they work!

And, did you know that elevators were invented in Vegas?
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