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Proof of switch to Obama's Health Care Plan
Aug 7^th, 2009 at 2:03am

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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Callico CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Author of "Stranded at Romson's Lodge Posts: 4916 Aurora IL Gender:	Re: Proof of switch to Obama's Health Care Plan Reply #1 - Aug 7^th, 2009 at 2:34am Humor is only effective if there is an element of truth in it. That was funny. Jerry
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Kirk CH.com Alumnus Offline VINIMUS, VIDIMUS, DOLAVIMUS Posts: 2393 Harts Lake, WA Gender:	Re: Proof of switch to Obama's Health Care Plan Reply #2 - Aug 7^th, 2009 at 7:50am *Too funny Chuck. That strikes entirely too close to home.*
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Jennifer CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 3265 Supply, VA Gender:	Re: Proof of switch to Obama's Health Care Plan Reply #3 - Aug 7^th, 2009 at 8:12am this is health care coverage "misinformation" and I'll now have to report you
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Kilroy 2.0 CH.com Sponsor Offline Kilroy 2. is Here! Kilroy 2. is Everywhere! Posts: 1637 Madison,WI Gender:	Re: Proof of switch to Obama's Health Care Plan Reply #4 - Aug 9^th, 2009 at 4:52pm Jennifer wrote on Aug 7^th, 2009 at 8:12am: this is health care coverage "misinformation" and I'll now have to report you Oh please do. Do think the Govt will come and take Chuck away? If they did would they know what to do with him?
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Proof of switch to Obama's Health Care Plan Reply #5 - Aug 12^th, 2009 at 6:22pm Was going to put this in the other thread, but thought it better here. New symbol for Government Health Care...
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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: Proof of switch to Obama's Health Care Plan Reply #6 - Aug 12^th, 2009 at 8:06pm *BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! !! !! !! !!* Mel, that is SO appropriate for this thread! I LOVE it! (Oh, wait ... Am I suppose to HATE it ?? ?? Hmmmm ...)
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Reply #7 - Aug 14^th, 2009 at 1:15am

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Things are really getting bad under socialist health care in the U.K. .... I heard about a woman who got pregnant in London, and she had to wait 9 months to deliver the baby. I don't know why Bush invaded Iraq instead of the communists in the Uk.

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Dear American Friends,

I understand that you in The States are having a bit of a row over what course you should pursue related to the state of your health services. I have no intention of inserting myself into that dispute. But please, do leave us out of your bickering. We have grown tired of your distortions about how bad things are over here. We know that our institutions fall short of perfection. But we do cover everyone, pay much less per person, and live longer than you do. So sod off, wankers!

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The outer boundary of what we currently believe is feasible is far short of what we actually must do.

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