The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program
with one of my
"red neck" friends, the other day, I think
we have found the
solution.

I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're
a
senior you need to suck
it up and give up the idea that you need any
health care. A new hip? Unheard
of. We simply can't afford to take care
of you anymore. You don't need any
medications for your high blood
pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let’s
take care of the young
people. After all, they will be ruling the world very
soon.

So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a
gun and 4 bullets.
You
are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.
Of course,
you will
be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a
roof
over your head
and all the health care you need!!! New teeth, great.
Need glasses, no
problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well
bring it on.
And who will be paying for all of this. The same
government that just told
you that you are too old for health care.
And, since you are a prisoner, you
don't have to pay any income
tax.

I really think we have a Perfect Solution!!!