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will you spend the night with me?
Aug 14th, 2009 at 11:05pm  
Guy in Paris chatting up a 'Posh' lady.

'I have been away from England working here in France for six months now and I really miss female company'

'Oh Monsieur you are so handsome - I don't believe you don't have a lady friend here'

' No I really don't - but I would give anything to spend the night with you'

'really monsieur - anything'

'Yes - if I gave you £100.000 would you spend the night with me?'

'why of course monsieur - you are so handsome!'

'if I gave you £10 would you spend the night with me?'

'Oh monsieur - what kind of a girl do you think I am?'

'Madam - we have already established what kind of girl you are - we are now merely haggling over the price!!'
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Re: will you spend the night with me?
Reply #1 - Aug 18th, 2009 at 9:34am  
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin ..... Embarrassed
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