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Aug 17^th, 2009 at 11:27pm

Ok, with the other picture, someone mentioned that person trying for a job.

OK, you are a business owner, or manager and need to hire a few people to work with your customers, directly, face to face, to represent you and your company. Well, here are pictures of those that have applied for the job. Take your pick!
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Reply #3 - Aug 17^th, 2009 at 11:29pm

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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees Reply #4 - Aug 17^th, 2009 at 11:56pm #29. And that's my final answer. Good God!!!
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Jimi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't feed the moderators Posts: 4925 Madisonville, KY Gender:	Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees Reply #5 - Aug 18^th, 2009 at 12:15am Well it looks like Melissa's pic is number #30 so I pick her. I can't comment on the others because they scare me.
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Reply #6 - Aug 18^th, 2009 at 12:22am

It can be hard to find good help at times.

Just another day interviewing.

1) No hire
2) nope
3) NO Way
4 Nope
5 Get out of our offices
6 WTF is that
7, 8 why isnt he locked away?
9 Maybe........... Nahhhhhh
10 Sure, lose the crown
11 WHY?
12 Get out NOW
13 Might make a good compass at the information booth
14 ma'am could you lock the door on the way out
15 wierd mutha
16 Finally a potential employees. He can be in charge of the collection ops for recievables.
17 just get out
18,19,20, F...... off and get out.
21 are those stones real? If so she may work out in finance.
22 HMMM lets talk first
23 Nope
24 I know him naahhhhh just get out.

25,6,7,8 and 29. Your hired.

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Dear customer
your account is over 90 days past due and we are sending over some staff to see if we can work out some reasonable payment arrangements Our people will be happy to work with you and your customers.

They will assist you in any way possible and will greet each and every one of your customers and or guests with pleasure and respect.

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Reply #7 - Aug 18^th, 2009 at 12:42am

The other side of the coin on this is....

These things cost money, specially the tattoos, the piercings are relatively cheap but the jewelry itself gets costly.

They all have to bringing in some sort of bucks to pay for it all....

The question is, what do they do....and how can I get in on that kind of money making operation...because I'm sure they have rent and other bills to pay on top of their...ummmm body beautification expenses...

I need to find out what they DO to afford all that and still pay bills....

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Reply #9 - Aug 18^th, 2009 at 2:10am

Chuck,

Who wants to examine a nose interior while talking to someone.

Far more subtly, we do have a policy against guys wearing two earrings. My best worker for absolute model customer service wears two earrings, not large. I've never even noticed he wears one after a whole year, looking right past it to his performance and abilities, and have been called over by customers who want to compliment him to me more than anyone else. But a new gung-ho manager trainee did a disciplinary write-up on him, bringing it to my attention, stupid as I might sound, it was news to me. My employee just came to me about it for explaining, rationale, etc, on the matter. All I've said so far is there is such a policy and all management said, informally, was, only women can wear two and left it at that.

This guy gets more phone numbers from women than I've ever seen as well as tips from them, and his guy crew is decent. He's an excellent worker, one of my best, never a complaint, and sales are great when he's scheduled.

I have to begin some conversations with him with an eventual convincing outcome without diminishing his morale for the workplace, he'll be still the same person without one, but need to wing it without understanding about it. He knows it's not coming from me and doesn't even like working if I'm not there, but I need to make sure it doesn't keep arising if it is an unpleasant subject.

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Reply #10 - Aug 18^th, 2009 at 2:59am

Redd wrote on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 12:42am:

The other side of the coin on this is....

These things cost money, specially the tattoos, the piercings are relatively cheap but the jewelry itself gets costly.

They all have to bringing in some sort of bucks to pay for it all....

The question is, what do they do....and how can I get in on that kind of money making operation...because I'm sure they have rent and other bills to pay on top of their...ummmm body beautification expenses...

I need to find out what they DO to afford all that and still pay bills....

There ya go, all sorted for ya.
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deltadarlin CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 3823 Downsville LA Gender:	Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees Reply #11 - Aug 18^th, 2009 at 8:07am Chuck, You need to quit cruising bmezine.com . The good thing is, you didn't show some of the more bizarre piercings and tattooing (not appropriate for here) Carolyn
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Reply #17 - Aug 19^th, 2009 at 8:46pm

i used to know a guy who had several piercings and a bone through his nose. he had a very high i.q. he used to carry along with him all kinds of tool catalogs, a machinist manual, welding manuals, and a few math formula books. he was an extremely talented welder, machinist, and carpenter. he and and i were very good friends. he and his wife got into cocaine real bad and it destroyed him. after knowing eric i don't judge people based on their appearance.

edited to add: eric was also one of the few people i could go out of town with and not strange. if you think a couple hours in the car is bad with someone you cant stand imagine spending a couple weeks with them. the only time i've ever been to nyc was with eric. we got along pretty good.

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Reply #18 - Aug 19^th, 2009 at 10:13pm

-johnny- wrote on Aug 19^th, 2009 at 8:46pm:

i used to know a guy who had several piercings and a bone through his nose. he had a very high i.q. he used to carry along with him all kinds of tool catalogs, a machinist manual, welding manuals, and a few math formula books. he was an extremely talented welder, machinist, and carpenter. he and and i were very good friends. he and his wife got into cocaine real bad and it destroyed him. after knowing eric i don't judge people based on their appearance.

edited to add: eric was also one of the few people i could go out of town with and not strange. if you think a couple hours in the car is bad with someone you cant stand imagine spending a couple weeks with them. the only time i've ever been to nyc was with eric. we got along pretty good.

Kinda tough to snort blow with a bone in your nose.

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Reply #19 - Aug 19^th, 2009 at 10:23pm

-johnny- wrote on Aug 19^th, 2009 at 8:46pm:

i used to know a guy who had several piercings and a bone through his nose. he had a very high i.q. he used to carry along with him all kinds of tool catalogs, a machinist manual, welding manuals, and a few math formula books. he was an extremely talented welder, machinist, and carpenter. he and and i were very good friends. he and his wife got into cocaine real bad and it destroyed him. after knowing eric i don't judge people based on their appearance.

edited to add: eric was also one of the few people i could go out of town with and not strange. if you think a couple hours in the car is bad with someone you cant stand imagine spending a couple weeks with them. the only time i've ever been to nyc was with eric. we got along pretty good.

So you spent a couple of weeks in a car with someone you can't stand or......????

You lost me dude. I'm sure he was an all right guy pierced or not. So how much did he pay for blow?

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