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BarbaraD

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Can You Relate??????
Aug 19^th, 2009 at 5:52pm

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandma.

Yes, honestly its true!

She pressed 'control' and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Google

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'In-box,'

My Grandma you should see,

Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her

And send her back to me.
Wink

What don't kill ya, Makes ya stronger!

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JeffB CH.com Alumnus Offline Wide open till you see God, then brake Posts: 2888 Raleigh, N.C. USA Gender:	Re: Can You Relate?????? Reply #1 - Aug 19^th, 2009 at 7:39pm I think Grandma must have went and seen a "death Panel"..... Kidding. That was good Barbara
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Barry_T_Coles CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2073 Karratha\|,West_Australia Gender:	Re: Can You Relate?????? Reply #2 - Aug 19^th, 2009 at 8:14pm I'll keep my eye out for her. Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Oh! I liked the poem bye the way
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cash5542 CH.com Hall of Famer Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1243 x1\|Ocean Pines\|USA\|usa\|498\|141\|MD,Maryland Gender:	Re: Can You Relate?????? Reply #3 - Aug 19^th, 2009 at 11:34pm I love the poem! I sent it to our computer tech at school. I thought it would be a cute way to start off the school year. He likes to send stuff like this to us. Thanks for sharing. Charlotte
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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: Can You Relate?????? Reply #4 - Aug 19^th, 2009 at 11:36pm If she is as mean, ornery, argumentative, nasty as YOU are, then maybe it is best that she is in the "Outer Limits ..."
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Re: Can You Relate??????
Reply #5 - Aug 20^th, 2009 at 3:43am

I may have found your grandma
In my computer tower sitting.
I wait and wait with dial-up speed
While it seems like it's still knitting.

I delete the trails to sites I've been
To speed it up oh please.
Ok I browsed a couple sites today,
But who's baking all these cookies!

She's warm and fine rocking here, no virus atmosphere,
Protected by a nightly shot of apricot sweet brandy.
A favorite little bowl aside for her
Filled with peppermint hard candy.

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