After persuading my abductees to give me a little now time, I was fortunate enough to catch the start of TTTHHHEE XXXX FFFFactor
I’ve been an avid viewer of the said program over the years and as most sit there scoffing at the delusional vocalists doing their rendition of Britney etc.
Anyway, after a shower the other day… I don’t know if it was the steam causing favourable acoustics or just soap in my ear lugs I thought
“Hey mister you ain’t got a bad voice”

“Hey big spender……spennnnd a little time with me…D.D.DD.DD

“I believe I can fly”

Since then I’ve been nipping upstairs for a shower at every opportunity (that big bar of carbolic soap is starting to wear down)

“Just nipping up for a shower dear”

“That’s the third today there’ll be no hot water left”

I did try slipping into the P.V.C cat suit but there was no talc left so I made do with the trusted holiday bath towel wrapped around my waist.

Back scrub in hand, misted mirrors cleared….

“On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air...”

“Hmmm don’t think Simon will be too impressed, a little dated”

I know!!

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

“Not sure about that either”

Oh bugger it!!!!


My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I’m not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time.

Do you think I can make it in the pop world,
Oh and by the way, if you’re going to wear skin tight PVC make sure you put on the pull me in knickers (far more flattering)