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Boobie Farklefricken
Nov 19th, 2009 at 12:41pm
 
LOL I couldn't resist! I got this from Mel and thought to myself, you know what? We could all use a good giggle!

Enjoy you lovely lot - show me your other side!

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you
so they know you participated .

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants , by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey

e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you S END THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.







Put more laughter in your day!



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Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Reply #1 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:10pm
 
Uh, sneezy dippin dunkin.

Yes, I sneeze in my coffee and then dunk my donut.  Used to be green sleeve wiper.



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Would'a laid odds you'd be a fricken something.  Whatever farkle is, it fits, too.


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Reply #2 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:36pm
 
I'm now Tootsie Pottyhump  Grin
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Reply #3 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:40pm
 
Nice.   Roll Eyes

Best,

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Reply #4 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 2:00pm
 
Kevin_M wrote on Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:10pm:
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Would'a laid odds you'd be a fricken something.  Whatever farkle is, it fits, too.





Kevin - Lisa and I are laughing ourselves into hiccups! She says you obviously know me far too well!
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Reply #5 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 2:09pm
 
I'm Boobie Farkletush.  We must be related somewheres!
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Reply #6 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 2:15pm
 
Dumbo  Frickenlips

Hmmmmm... Undecided
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Reply #7 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 2:17pm
 
That's Sloopy Battyface for me  Cool

I figured Helen would be Boobie somethingorother  Cheesy

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Reply #8 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 2:30pm
 
ok mine is snooty potty humperdinck

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Reply #9 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 5:25pm
 
Boobie Farklesniffer

Seems lots of us are related.
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Reply #10 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 5:35pm
 
Dorfus Hubblebrains. Grin
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Reply #11 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 5:42pm
 
Brew wrote on Nov 19th, 2009 at 5:25pm:
Boobie Farklesniffer

Seems lots of us are related.


I KNOW I'm related to you. I'm Tootsie Farklesniffer and our son is Dinky Farklesniffer!
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Reply #12 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 6:05pm
 
Ummm Tootsie FarkleDunkin at your service....

So, anyone know exactly what happens when you go dunkin farkles?  Is it like pumpkin chunkin?

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Reply #13 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 6:14pm
 
So I'm now Dorfus Pottyboob.  I've heard of Potty Mouth (not that I would know first hand  Grin) but Pottyboob????

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Reply #14 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 6:24pm
 
I am NOT going to do this.
This is so far beneath whatever dignity I have,  as to be ridiculous.
it is adolescent.
It is nonsense.
It is crapola.
What a waste of time.
I have better things to do with my keyboard...

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Reply #15 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 7:12pm
 
Dorfus Pottydoodle at your service.  Married to Sleezy Pottydoodle and the proud parents of my very own namesake, Dorfus Pottydoodle the Second!
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Reply #16 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 7:54pm
 
Well I'll be damned if I'm not Sleezy Dippenhiney... Cool
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Reply #17 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 8:09pm
 
Oh all right,......er...ummm...Sloopy Pottyshorts here....

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Reply #18 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 8:17pm
 
Tootsie PickleButt, I'm available for any and all Vlasic commercials! Grin
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Reply #19 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 8:51pm
 
Snickle Snickle Doodle.

Not exactly a porn movie star name.

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Reply #20 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 11:21pm
 
Tootsie FarkleHump!
Uhh.......how dignified. I think I'll use it on my biz cards.....
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Reply #21 - Nov 22nd, 2009 at 10:51pm
 
Linda_Howell wrote on Nov 19th, 2009 at 6:24pm:
I am NOT going to do this.
This is so far beneath whatever dignity I have,  as to be ridiculous.
it is adolescent.
It is nonsense.
It is crapola.
What a waste of time.
I have better things to do with my keyboard...

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Ha linda I see what you did there. Very clever.

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Reply #22 - Nov 30th, 2009 at 6:01am
 
Grin Grin Grin
Helen you sure know how to keep us laughing
Lots of love from Snooty Chickenboob
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Reply #23 - Dec 1st, 2009 at 7:42am
 
i cant believe i did that  Roll Eyes

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Reply #24 - Dec 1st, 2009 at 10:55am
 
sneezy chickendunkin it is then ,,,,wheres  dem pesky chickens?!!!!
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