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LeLimey

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Boobie Farklefricken
Nov 19^th, 2009 at 12:41pm

LOL I couldn't resist! I got this from Mel and thought to myself, you know what? We could all use a good giggle!

Enjoy you lovely lot - show me your other side!

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you
so they know you participated .

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants , by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey

e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you S END THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day!

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Kevin_M CH.com Sponsor Offline withered branches grow green again. Posts: 8754 Michigan, USA Gender:	Re: Boobie Farklefricken Reply #1 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 1:10pm Uh, sneezy dippin dunkin. Yes, I sneeze in my coffee and then dunk my donut. Used to be green sleeve wiper. Quote: Boobie Farklefricken Would'a laid odds you'd be a fricken something. Whatever farkle is, it fits, too.
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George CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Black-Billed Magpie Posts: 8126 Boise, Idaho USA Gender:	Re: Boobie Farklefricken Reply #3 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 1:40pm Nice. Best, Fluffy Dippinface
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LeLimey Ex Member	Re: Boobie Farklefricken Reply #4 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 2:00pm Kevin_M wrote on Nov 19^th, 2009 at 1:10pm: Quote: Boobie Farklefricken Would'a laid odds you'd be a fricken something. Whatever farkle is, it fits, too. Kevin - Lisa and I are laughing ourselves into hiccups! She says you obviously know me far too well!
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Grandma_Sweet_Boy CH.com Alumnus Offline What Goes Around Comes Around! Posts: 4496 Georgetown,Ontario Gender:	Re: Boobie Farklefricken Reply #13 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 6:14pm So I'm now Dorfus Pottyboob. I've heard of Potty Mouth (not that I would know first hand ) but Pottyboob???? Carol
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: Boobie Farklefricken Reply #14 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 6:24pm I am NOT going to do this. This is so far beneath whatever dignity I have, as to be ridiculous. it is adolescent. It is nonsense. It is crapola. What a waste of time. I have better things to do with my keyboard... Love, sloopy Rhino squirt
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KJ CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 596 Indianapolis, IN Gender:	Re: Boobie Farklefricken Reply #16 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 7:54pm Well I'll be damned if I'm not Sleezy Dippenhiney...
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: Boobie Farklefricken Reply #19 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 8:51pm Snickle Snickle Doodle. Not exactly a porn movie star name. Charlie
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Reply #21 - Nov 22^nd, 2009 at 10:51pm

Linda_Howell wrote on Nov 19^th, 2009 at 6:24pm:

I am NOT going to do this.
This is so far beneath whatever dignity I have, as to be ridiculous.
it is adolescent.
It is nonsense.
It is crapola.
What a waste of time.
I have better things to do with my keyboard...

Love, sloopy Rhino squirt

Ha linda I see what you did there. Very clever.

snooty potty humperdinck
aka Jrcox Cheesy

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