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Political Correctness
Jan 22nd, 2010 at 5:21am
 
There's an annual contest at Texas A&M University which asks for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.  This year's term was:  "Political Correctness."

The winner wrote:

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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It warms the heart knowing freedom loving youngsters like this survived liberal elite run academia with their values and thinking intact...

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Re: Political Correctness
Reply #1 - Jan 22nd, 2010 at 6:19am
 
Aggy grad goes for a job interview.  The wary interviewer knows he'll need to start slow.



"Ok, I'm going to draw a tree here, and another tree here, and one more tree.  How many trees do you count?

"Nine"

"Let me try this again.  Look, here is a tree, and there's this mound of dirt around it, another tree with a mound of dirt around it, and one more tree with dirt.  Now, how many?

"Ninety-nine"


"HERE IS A TREE, IT HAS A MOUND OF DIRT AROUND IT, and a DOG COMES AND TAKES A POOP.  ANOTHER TREE, MOUND OF DIRT WITH DOG POOP.  AND ONE MORE.  TREE, MOUND OF DIRT, DOG POOP.  HOW MANY?"

"One hundred"


"Just how are you figuring these?


"Well, tree and tree and tree is nine."


OOOOOK, and you got ninety-nine?


"Yep. Dirty tree and dirty tree and dirty tree is 99."


"Alright now, how in the HELL can you come up with one hundred?"


"Dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd is 100!




Them Aggies do know their shit.
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Re: Political Correctness
Reply #2 - Jan 22nd, 2010 at 7:04am
 
If you look inside an Aggie's boots you'll see "TGIF".

It stands for "Toes Go In First".
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Reply #3 - Jan 22nd, 2010 at 11:22am
 
Q: Why don't Aggie cheerleaders wear bras?

A: They don't make 'em with 4 cups.
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Reply #4 - Jan 22nd, 2010 at 1:10pm
 
Awesome!!!  Thanks for sharing Pete.  This just made my facebook page.

Those jokes are great too!!!

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Reply #5 - Jan 22nd, 2010 at 4:26pm
 
Pretty good Batch.

Count me in!

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Re: Political Correctness
Reply #6 - Jan 28th, 2010 at 6:59pm
 
It's a hundred miles from College Station, TX to Houston.
Why does it take a carload of Aggies three days to drive it?
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It's all those signs along the highway that say, "Clean Restrooms".
Man, that's a lot of restrooms to clean!

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