I can talk about her now she’s gone to bed,
Garlic… Garlic… Garlic…
I hate the stuff and it sure isn’t sociable, but how do you tell someone they stink of the stuff….
Perhaps it’s me and maybe I’m stuck in some sort of foodie time warp but Garlic is the rear end of food civilisation as far as I’m concerned…
Ohooooeeee what a niff
What do you think folks

I disagree.

Garlic is one of the few things that's not only tasty but healthy too.


                

Garlic is the 6th food group as far as I am concerned, just do not think I could live without it. I mean come on how could you live without garlic bread?
Yes it gives you really bad breath but as long as you make sure the one you are with eats the garlic as well, well then problem solved. 

Brew wrote on Mar 1^st, 2010 at 3:10pm:


The Italian and the French use a ton of garlic. 

Known as the Romance languages...hmmm nuff said.

Garlic is an aphrodisiac in my humble opinion.   

Quote:


I always thought it was too until I tried to kiss Ruth and realized very quickly that she did not agree.

Your doctor has suggested a favorite household calming incense and comfortably savored saunas after evening dinner sometimes, sweet to be shared. 

Charlie wrote on Mar 1^st, 2010 at 5:23pm:



Years aside sewage of a 1294 Crusade prison, months of vagrant treks and shipbottom stowaway to arrive again in England as displaced Moorish companion to an updated Robin Hood, prince of thieves, this discerning of telltale air also allows quips of an updated nature as protection from the rear attack of ragged thugs.


"No man controls my destiny.  Especially one who attacks downwind and stinks of garlic."

Apparently there would have been no other distinguishing smell or perhaps the chic one among them. 


Such sweet and savory scented allure would have disclosed the rebellious within the enclave of Sherwood, even as Marion's gift to Robin to please add it to the table and save some to have Little John wash in.  Prince John planned to withhold roll-ons and gels from the Saxons, they've not felt the Mediterranean heat of his rule quite yet.





I must have lingered too long on Carolyn's "damn it all" campfire thread.

Garlic Bread…
The thing about Garlic is it gets into the minds of the users, yes I say users coz it’s the same as heroin or coke (do I sound hip here) a rubber band around the arm and a baguette and you’re anyone’s.
Dragon breath is the thought when talking to a Garlic chomping user.
Tis impossible to talk to the aftermath of use unless with a slightly incontinence verve of the head with the pretence of (pooo god god what a niff)
Got something in my eye, swerve.
Come on people what a stink.
You would think twice about any tonsil tennis unless you were really drunk.

Kevin
tis a pity thee see this as a quest for enlightenment to the world of words and imagination coz thou seem to have the tones of a man beheld in deepest thought in what they say before thee.
The coupling of two entities of mutual thought that are not bounded by domain seem explicably drawn. 

Do they still make roll on garlic?

My father's idea of garlic bread was the roll on. I haven't see the stuff in 40 years.

Charlie

I'm surprised this hasn't popped up on some kinky site.......not that I know much about such things of course.......

While you Brits were coming up with the Beatles, Americans began the 60s with roll on garlic.

I wish I knew who made the stuff. Maybe I could find history of it on line somewhere.

Naturally there were jokes about being careful  not confuse it with your "Ban."

Charlie

Me not know what Bull durham is or same as fungo
But then again this site is full of.........
Tweet tweet tweet.
I'll never know with the height price of gold at the moment.
Send your spare stuff to me at greedy pig dot com but don't expect a receipt coz you ain't gonna get one.

Isnt lovely to think of times past without the .......