Oharrrr
Been today for my weekly punishment for being a naughty boy.
Cardio rehab.
Sneaked in the doorway hoping no one would notice (fat chance)
4 trainers and me…
Seems the others hadn’t turned up, so the only fun was on my part.
I sidled onto the bike hoping that they wouldn’t bother,
“Was it your first time last week”
“Yep”
Not much for many words as you will all know
“Well let’s try a little increase”
“OK”
After 10 minutes warm up
“Puff puff pant pant gasp gasp”
She let me go.
Onto the treadmill.
“Now let me see”
“Think maybe we can increase the speed and a bit higher on the incline”
“Yep”
“Puff puff puff double puff and and treble pant, pant pant….”
“Think you can do the biz on the rowing machine”
“Yep”
“Pufffff paaaant puffffff panttttttt oh my god puff.
Did I feel like walking to the car after that.
Could have had a heart attack on the car park and no one would know.
How do you get a job like that I wonder.
Idle buggers.