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cavalier
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Matrimonial
Mar 7th, 2010 at 7:22pm
 
The difference between man and wife…
Now this is going to be a hot potato I can feel it in my water…..
Now, I love my wonderful partner and would do the brave heart hung and quartered thing for her… But….
For a start she’s taken over the laptop for her inane spot the difference challenge.
I try to have a conversation about the meaning of life (Yawn)
Ok not that as an example.
What about the 3 colours of the prism for life.
Ok maybe not that one either.
The shadows of destiny.
OK Maybe not that one as well.
It seems spot the difference rules and a bit of dancing on ice to follow.

A husband lurking in the background
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Re: Matrimonial
Reply #1 - Mar 7th, 2010 at 8:28pm
 
The solution, my dear Colin, is to purchase another computer.
(Gil gets the old laptop, I do business on the PC..and I have a new laptop for my own entertainment)
So glad I could help!!

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Reply #2 - Mar 7th, 2010 at 9:47pm
 
Colin...there are 3 rules to marriage:

1: You were right
2: I was wrong
3: I don't know what I was thinking
4: It'll never happen again
5: I'm sorry!

(It doesn't matter if any of the 5 are true....it just shortens the whole "argument" part) Grin

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Re: Matrimonial
Reply #3 - Mar 8th, 2010 at 4:42am
 
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and a bit of dancing on ice to follow.


I hear you Colin...! If I have to hear about another dance off i'm filing for divorce.. Grin

PS.. Sorry the fakin Chelsea put an end to your FA cup dreams... next year maybe.. Wink


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Re: Matrimonial
Reply #4 - Mar 8th, 2010 at 7:07am
 
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The difference between man and wife…


Not oh so different.  Where does that time go when one is having fun. 

Now Colin, aren't we suppose to be exercising a bit post-surgery?  Walk it off, you've found time!  Could be some new cracks in the sidewalk you haven't seen, a total escape  Wink  But no, still not of conversational enticement.


I know.  And it's not just matrimonial. 



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Could develop into some roundabout pacing anyway.
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Re: Matrimonial
Reply #5 - Mar 8th, 2010 at 11:03am
 
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Colin...there are 3 rules to marriage:

1: You were right
2: I was wrong
3: I don't know what I was thinking
4: It'll never happen again
5: I'm sorry!



So Joe.  Are there 3 rules, or 5?   Huh
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Re: Matrimonial
Reply #6 - Mar 9th, 2010 at 5:57pm
 
It seems Joe there are no rules apart from...
I'm wrong  and you're right...
to the one i hold most dearest to the god of everything.
Sorry about that it's just been beaten into me for so long. Ohhhh honey tell me again..
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