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cavalier

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What do women really want… for god sake…
Mar 18^th, 2010 at 8:32pm

I thought today it would be nice for my long suffering missus to be taken for a meal.
“Come on honey lets go out”
“Where are we going?”
“Don’t you worry about that sweetheart?” Just get your glad rags on.
Anyway after I’d done some weeding, painted the shed, cleaned the car,
“Nearly ready”, “How about you?”
“Oh yes is that what we said”
Anyway after passing the windscreen chip repair man (You must no where this is going) we arrived…
The local DIY store.
“I do believe they do a good Shepherds’ pie” …“and with chips”
“But I feel over dressed for this”
“Don’t you worry no one will be interested “
“If we sit there we can see the timber aisle”
“Pass the gravy”

I thought it was quite passable don’t you…?

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Brew CH.com Sponsor CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 14163	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #1 - Mar 18^th, 2010 at 8:57pm No. Not really.
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #2 - Mar 19^th, 2010 at 10:58am How many wives have you gone through Colin?
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Sandy_C CH.com Sponsor Offline There is no such thing as a stupid question. Posts: 3371 Jamestown, NC Gender:	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #3 - Mar 19^th, 2010 at 2:52pm I'm too much of a lady to respond.
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cavalier Ex Member	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #4 - Mar 19^th, 2010 at 8:17pm I don't know you can't do right for wrong with you grumpy women. I mean there was dessert..
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #5 - Mar 19^th, 2010 at 9:16pm By now I think it is apparent to you Colin...your wife wins on this one. And not just the women who think so either. O.K. I am feeling sorry for you. Tell us all that this was just one of your flights of fancy and you didn't really do this.
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cavalier Ex Member	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #6 - Mar 19^th, 2010 at 10:15pm Lynda, as if i would take my good wife to the old DIY store for lunch on a Thursday. Its much cheaper on a Wednesday(Two for one) Chuckle... Colin. Having a luvelly time..
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Sandy_C CH.com Sponsor Offline There is no such thing as a stupid question. Posts: 3371 Jamestown, NC Gender:	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #7 - Mar 20^th, 2010 at 4:33pm You are hopeless! Your wife must be an absolute angel who must love you unconditionally, whether Wednesday or Thursday. Bless her! Sandy
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #8 - Mar 20^th, 2010 at 5:54pm Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Charlie
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #9 - Mar 20^th, 2010 at 7:41pm If you will not mess up the message...will you please offer our condolences to this wonderful woman from all of us?
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cavalier

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Re: What do women really want… for god sake…
Reply #10 - Mar 20^th, 2010 at 7:56pm

Bowing under your pressure…
I did decide to remove the shackles and venture further than the DIY store.
It seems they have a special offer on at the furniture store (wine and nibbles) and if
Timed right I noticed in the paper there’s a few internments which normally come with a few sandwiches…
Yes I know you have to dress for the occasion but small talk aint on the agenda.
Fill your face and scarper before too many awkward questions.

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Potter CH.com Alumnus Offline Team MOOSE DROOL Stinky Stuff on a Hook Prostaff Posts: 3600 Blgs.Mt. Gender:	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #11 - Mar 20^th, 2010 at 7:59pm We got Polish sausages on the grill at Lowes. My wife insists she gets one..........hmmmmmmm. Potter
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Re: What do women really want… for god sake…
Reply #12 - Mar 21^st, 2010 at 3:54pm

Lucky thing, when Gil and I went to Ikea, and he suggested we stop in the Ikea cafeteria for aebelskiver, it was my car in the parking lot........
I took out out my car keys and explained to that man, if we are havuing aebelskivers, we are on our way to Solvang. Period..... well, or Norway, or Holland, Sweden, Finland.......maybe a cruise with all ports included.......

Somehow, COLIN........the dining experience at one of the big box diy stores is NOT recommended in the fine dining books........
LOL! Add my sypmathies to Linda's- and I suggest you think about massaging her feet while presenting your apology speeck to this long-suffering woman!!!
Cathi Cheesy

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Potter CH.com Alumnus Offline Team MOOSE DROOL Stinky Stuff on a Hook Prostaff Posts: 3600 Blgs.Mt. Gender:	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #13 - Mar 21^st, 2010 at 4:02pm Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or I never heard of them but I'm thinkin I could eat ten or a hundred of them. Potter
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Cathi_Pierce CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1191 x0\|Oregon City\|USA\|\|0\|0\|OR,Oregon Gender:	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #14 - Mar 21^st, 2010 at 5:00pm ABELSKIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nom-nom.powdered sugar all over your face........ ROAD (and ocean/air )TRIP! sign up below! It's educational, therefore deductible! Cathi- packing.......
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NancyB CH.com Veteran Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 169	Re: What do women really want… for god sake… Reply #15 - Mar 23^rd, 2010 at 10:03am You and my husband would get along fine!
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