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Redd CH.com Sponsor Offline Posts: 8457 Stevens Point USA Wisconsin Gender:	I've been gassed....... Apr 1^st, 2010 at 8:50pm My daughter....can produce the most noxious gas known to man.... OMG what does it take to neutralize this acrid stench? No amount of Gas X is doing anything...we'll be fumigated soon......
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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #1 - Apr 1^st, 2010 at 9:16pm Handful of fresh parsely, three times daily.
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Redd CH.com Sponsor Offline Posts: 8457 Stevens Point USA Wisconsin Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #2 - Apr 1^st, 2010 at 9:29pm Parsley is great for breath and minor gastric upset, but this is record breaking fumes Bud. From Birth this girl has had gas that can kill houseplants and maim small animals.
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Skyhawk5 CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1320 Ypsilanti, Mi. USA Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #3 - Apr 1^st, 2010 at 9:36pm What I wouldn't give to gas Bin-Laden with that.... Tee Hee. Don
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Opus CH.com Hall of Famer Offline "We have met the enemy... and he is us" Posts: 2746 Sidney,NY USA Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #4 - Apr 1^st, 2010 at 9:39pm Olive oil, I don't know the dosage, but try a tablespoon twice a day. Paul
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #5 - Apr 1^st, 2010 at 11:14pm Has she tried Beano?
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Reply #6 - Apr 1^st, 2010 at 11:21pm

Beano is for changes in quantity, not quality........

I have a brother like that. That boy can clear a biker bar in 11 seconds flat, then the paint peels and the glasses get etched. And you think I'm kidding. Multiple trips to doctors resulted in "you are what you eat" comments. One suggested that a charcoal canister could be modified to trap.....never mind the details.

Grin and bear it.

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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #7 - Apr 1^st, 2010 at 11:28pm Marc wrote on Apr 1^st, 2010 at 11:21pm: Beano is for changes in quantity, not quality........ Oh. Didn't know that! I just take it when I eat bell peppers, califlower or dehydrated peas. Then I don't have gas problems!
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on my knees Ex Member	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #9 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 2:50am my shit zu would give her a run for the money
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Kevin_M CH.com Sponsor Offline withered branches grow green again. Posts: 8754 Michigan, USA Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #10 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 3:54am Always a long while between mention of your smart and pretty missy's various natural talents coming through, some likely undiscovered yet while others revealed an early distinction being competively wicked.
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Marc Ex Member Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #11 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 7:18am But, can she perform the ever elusive "Hogback Growler?"
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #12 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 10:21am O.K. This thread has just GOT to be a first for ch.com
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Potter CH.com Alumnus Offline Team MOOSE DROOL Stinky Stuff on a Hook Prostaff Posts: 3600 Blgs.Mt. Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #13 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 10:29am Don't pull her finger anymore, end of problem. Potter
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Jimi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't feed the moderators Posts: 4925 Madisonville, KY Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #14 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 10:52am In the south, women don't pass gas.
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Brew CH.com Sponsor CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 14163	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #15 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 11:02am Jimi wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 10:52am: In the south, women don't pass gas. They make a fluffy.
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QnHeartMM CH.com Sponsor Offline I AM a Phoenix! Posts: 1783 San Diego, CA Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #16 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 11:05am OMG so funny! Well not really. More like sick! Poor thing, no sneaking one for relief anywhere huh?
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Reply #17 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 11:35am

I don't know nuthin 'bout Hog growlers, but I DO think it's unfair, Marc, to blame it on your brother! You know that old saw .....he who smelt it....
NOW,I DO know, when Gil slaps his thigh I run for the hills!

Especially on sushi nights...........
ya mean to say, Linder, this is the first time I have warned you???

This subject blows. literally!

Cathi

Hmmm...soo sorry, Redd, and in inclement weather when it's impossible to open windows, too........

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Reply #18 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 11:40am

OMG! Now I'm rolling on the floor!!
So, it's a new joke.... maybe on only Clusterville, and the Flatulence Society would appreciate.........and I'm still working on it, but here's my thought.........

Two guys walk into a biker bar.........one with an M-tank of 02, the other a canister of charcoal strapped to his backside.........

Ok... anyone?? Anyone???

Cheesy

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Reply #19 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 1:41pm

I had a small fan going in the living room, and Dyl had stated his sinuses were too stuffed up to smell it. So what does the girl do?

Each time she felt another one brewing, she went to the love seat, hung her back side in front of the fan and timed it for when the fan would blow right where Dyl was sitting.

Little sisters are "supposed" to do that right? Undecided

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Potter CH.com Alumnus Offline Team MOOSE DROOL Stinky Stuff on a Hook Prostaff Posts: 3600 Blgs.Mt. Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #20 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 2:21pm It's possible that the problem will go away when the kid turns eighteen. Potter
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Reply #21 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 2:54pm

Lactose intolerance?

My oldest and yougest from the time they were small children could clear rooms. My son was proud of the fact that he had his clasmates (5th grade) running out the door and to the open windows for fresh air. The youngest looked so adorable and innocent that I was not believed when I informed a friend that the noxious smell actuall did come from her (she was in kindergarten). They both think they are hilarious still! NOT!!

Removal of and or very limited dairy solved the problem.

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Racer1_NC CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline "Well, let's go see." Posts: 4417 Lewisville, NC Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #22 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 4:56pm midwestbeth wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 2:54pm: Lactose intolerance? I am convinced that the recipe for Sarin is whole milk and Life cereal. Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: I've been gassed....... Reply #23 - Apr 2^nd, 2010 at 5:29pm This thread is going to go for 4 pages. Isn't it?
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