Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register
Clusterheadaches.com
 
Search box updated Dec 3, 2011... Search ch.com with Google!
  HomeHelpSearchLoginRegisterEvent CalendarBirthday List  
 





Pages: 1 2 
Send Topic Print
I've been gassed....... (Read 3754 times)
Redd
CH.com Sponsor
***
Offline




Posts: 8457
Stevens Point USA Wisconsin
Gender: female
I've been gassed.......
Apr 1st, 2010 at 8:50pm
 
My daughter....can produce the most noxious gas known to man....

OMG what does it take to neutralize this acrid stench?

No amount of Gas X is doing anything...we'll be fumigated soon......
Back to top
  

"The goal of life living in agreement with Nature."  ~Zeno
peggflick ma_2_2  
IP Logged
 
AussieBrian
CH.com Hall of Famer
*****
Offline


CH - It's all in your
head!


Posts: 3851
Cairns, Qld, Australia
Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #1 - Apr 1st, 2010 at 9:16pm
 
Handful of fresh parsely, three times daily.
Back to top
  

My name is Brian. I'm a ClusterHead and I'm here to help. Email me anytime at briandinkum@yahoo.com
 
IP Logged
 
Redd
CH.com Sponsor
***
Offline




Posts: 8457
Stevens Point USA Wisconsin
Gender: female
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #2 - Apr 1st, 2010 at 9:29pm
 
Parsley is great for breath and minor gastric upset, but this is record breaking fumes Bud.

From Birth this girl has had gas that can kill houseplants and maim small animals. 




Back to top
  

"The goal of life living in agreement with Nature."  ~Zeno
peggflick ma_2_2  
IP Logged
 
Skyhawk5
CH.com Alumnus
***
Offline


I love YaBB 1G - SP1!


Posts: 1320
Ypsilanti, Mi. USA
Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #3 - Apr 1st, 2010 at 9:36pm
 
What I wouldn't give to gas Bin-Laden with that.... Tee Hee.

Don
Back to top
  

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Beast , I  have O2 so I fear him not.
Skyhawk5655  
IP Logged
 
Opus
CH.com Hall of Famer
*****
Offline


"We have met the enemy...
and he is us"


Posts: 2746
Sidney,NY USA
Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #4 - Apr 1st, 2010 at 9:39pm
 
Olive oil, I don't know the dosage, but try a tablespoon twice a day.

Paul
Back to top
  

I no longer post because no one cares what I say.
WWW pjbgravely pjbgravely  
IP Logged
 
Melissa
CH.com Moderator
CH.com Alumnus
*****
Offline


Don't give up!


Posts: 7238
Central WI, USA
Gender: female
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #5 - Apr 1st, 2010 at 11:14pm
 
Has she tried Beano?
Back to top
  

Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires - disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end by redirecting our lives in a meaningful way.  ~Bernie S. Siegel
https://www.facebook.com/mellymoo92  
IP Logged
 
Marc
Ex Member
****




Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #6 - Apr 1st, 2010 at 11:21pm
 
Beano is for changes in quantity, not quality........

I have a brother like that. That boy can clear a biker bar in 11 seconds flat, then the paint peels and the glasses get etched. And you think I'm kidding.  Multiple trips to doctors resulted in "you are what you eat" comments.  One suggested that a charcoal canister could be modified to trap.....never mind the details.

Grin and bear it.
Back to top
  
 
IP Logged
 
Melissa
CH.com Moderator
CH.com Alumnus
*****
Offline


Don't give up!


Posts: 7238
Central WI, USA
Gender: female
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #7 - Apr 1st, 2010 at 11:28pm
 
Marc wrote on Apr 1st, 2010 at 11:21pm:
Beano is for changes in quantity, not quality........

Oh.  Didn't know that!  I just take it when I eat bell peppers, califlower or dehydrated peas.  Then I don't have gas problems!
Back to top
  

Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires - disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end by redirecting our lives in a meaningful way.  ~Bernie S. Siegel
https://www.facebook.com/mellymoo92  
IP Logged
 
George
CH.com Moderator
CH.com Alumnus
*****
Offline


Black-Billed Magpie


Posts: 8126
Boise, Idaho USA
Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #8 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 1:35am
 
Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to Login or Register
Back to top
  

"Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound."  (Thomas More, author of "Utopia", and Chancellor of England.  1477-1535)
WWW George jacox6820 7165032563  
IP Logged
 
on my knees
Ex Member



Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #9 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 2:50am
 
my shit zu  would give her a run for the money Grin
Back to top
  
 
IP Logged
 
Kevin_M
CH.com Sponsor
***
Offline


withered branches grow
green again.


Posts: 8754
Michigan, USA
Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #10 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 3:54am
 
Always a long while between mention of your smart and pretty missy's various natural talents coming through, some likely undiscovered yet while others revealed an early distinction being competively wicked.


Smiley
Back to top
  
 
IP Logged
 
Marc
Ex Member
****




Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #11 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 7:18am
 
But, can she perform the ever elusive "Hogback Growler?"
Back to top
  
 
IP Logged
 
Linda_Howell
CH.com Moderator
CH.com Alumnus
*****
Offline


Do not feed the Moderators


Posts: 11927
Santa Maria, Ca.
Gender: female
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #12 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 10:21am
 


O.K. This thread has just GOT  to be a first for ch.com   Grin
Back to top
  

Hurt people.....hurt people.   Think about it.
WWW calientev8 N/A N/A  
IP Logged
 
Potter
CH.com Alumnus
***
Offline


Team MOOSE DROOL Stinky
Stuff on a Hook Prostaff


Posts: 3600
Blgs.Mt.
Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #13 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 10:29am
 
Don't pull her finger anymore,  end of problem.

              Potter
Back to top
  
 
IP Logged
 
Jimi
CH.com Moderator
CH.com Alumnus
*****
Offline


Don't feed the moderators


Posts: 4925
Madisonville, KY
Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #14 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 10:52am
 
In the south, women don't pass gas.
Back to top
  

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/ Hendrix1473  
IP Logged
 
Brew
CH.com Sponsor
CH.com Alumnus
***
Offline




Posts: 14163
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #15 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 11:02am
 
Jimi wrote on Apr 2nd, 2010 at 10:52am:
In the south, women don't pass gas.

They make a fluffy.
Back to top
  

"I have been asked if I have changed in these past 25 years. No, I am the same. Only more so."  --Ayn Rand
 
IP Logged
 
QnHeartMM
CH.com Sponsor
***
Offline


I AM a Phoenix!


Posts: 1783
San Diego, CA
Gender: female
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #16 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 11:05am
 
OMG so funny! Well not really. More like sick! Poor thing, no sneaking one for relief anywhere huh?
Back to top
  

Treat people with kind words.
 
IP Logged
 
Cathi_Pierce
CH.com Alumnus
***
Offline


I love YaBB 1G - SP1!


Posts: 1191
x0|Oregon City|USA||0|0|OR,Oregon
Gender: female
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #17 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 11:35am
 
I don't know nuthin 'bout Hog growlers, but I DO think it's unfair, Marc, to blame it on your brother! You know that old saw .....he who smelt it....
NOW,I DO know, when Gil slaps his thigh I run for the hills!

Especially on sushi nights...........
ya mean to say, Linder, this is the first time I have warned you??? 

This subject blows. literally!

Cathi

Hmmm...soo sorry, Redd, and in inclement weather when it's impossible to open windows, too........
Back to top
  

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
 
IP Logged
 
Cathi_Pierce
CH.com Alumnus
***
Offline


I love YaBB 1G - SP1!


Posts: 1191
x0|Oregon City|USA||0|0|OR,Oregon
Gender: female
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #18 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 11:40am
 
OMG!  Now I'm rolling on the floor!!
So, it's a new joke.... maybe on only Clusterville, and the Flatulence Society would appreciate.........and I'm still working on it, but here's my thought.........

Two guys walk into a biker bar.........one with an M-tank of 02, the other a canister of charcoal strapped to his backside.........

Ok... anyone?? Anyone???

CheesyCathi

Back to top
  

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
 
IP Logged
 
Redd
CH.com Sponsor
***
Offline




Posts: 8457
Stevens Point USA Wisconsin
Gender: female
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #19 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 1:41pm
 
I had a small fan going in the living room, and Dyl had stated his sinuses were too stuffed up to smell it.  So what does the girl do? 

Each time she felt another one brewing, she went to the love seat, hung her back side in front of the fan and timed it for when the fan would blow right where Dyl was sitting.

Little sisters are "supposed" to do that right?   Undecided
Back to top
  

"The goal of life living in agreement with Nature."  ~Zeno
peggflick ma_2_2  
IP Logged
 
Potter
CH.com Alumnus
***
Offline


Team MOOSE DROOL Stinky
Stuff on a Hook Prostaff


Posts: 3600
Blgs.Mt.
Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #20 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 2:21pm
 
It's possible that the problem will go away when the kid turns eighteen.

             Potter
Back to top
  
 
IP Logged
 
midwestbeth
CH.com Sponsor
***
Offline




Posts: 1123
Edwardsville, IL
Gender: female
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #21 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 2:54pm
 
Lactose intolerance? 

My oldest and yougest from the time they were small children could clear rooms.  My son was proud of the fact that he had his clasmates (5th grade) running out the door and to the open windows for fresh air.  The youngest looked so adorable and innocent that I was not believed when I informed a friend that the noxious smell actuall did come from her (she was in kindergarten).  They both think they are hilarious still!  NOT!!

Removal of and or very limited dairy solved the problem.
Back to top
  

Dum vita est spes est
midwestbeth midwestbeth http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id  
IP Logged
 
Racer1_NC
CH.com Moderator
CH.com Alumnus
*****
Offline


"Well, let's go see."


Posts: 4417
Lewisville, NC
Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #22 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 4:56pm
 
midwestbeth wrote on Apr 2nd, 2010 at 2:54pm:
Lactose intolerance? 

I am convinced that the recipe for Sarin is whole milk and Life cereal.  Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to Login or Register
Back to top
  

“We see what we believe, not the other way around." — Varga
Racer1_NC  
IP Logged
 
Linda_Howell
CH.com Moderator
CH.com Alumnus
*****
Offline


Do not feed the Moderators


Posts: 11927
Santa Maria, Ca.
Gender: female
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #23 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 5:29pm
 


This thread is going to go for 4 pages.  Isn't it?    Roll Eyes
Back to top
  

Hurt people.....hurt people.   Think about it.
WWW calientev8 N/A N/A  
IP Logged
 
Charlie
CH.com Alumnus
***
Offline


Happy to be here


Posts: 18971
Jamestown, NY
Gender: male
Re: I've been gassed.......
Reply #24 - Apr 2nd, 2010 at 5:31pm
 
Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to Login or Register Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to Login or Register Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to Login or Register

Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to Login or Register

Charlie

Back to top
« Last Edit: Apr 2nd, 2010 at 5:48pm by Charlie »  

There is nothing more satisfying than being shot at without result---Winston Churchill
135447360 mondocharlie mondocharlie  
IP Logged
 
Pages: 1 2 
Send Topic Print

DISCLAIMER: All information contained on this web site is for informational purposes only.  It is in no way intended to be used as a replacement for professional medical treatment.   clusterheadaches.com makes no claims as to the scientific/clinical validity of the information on this site OR to that of the information linked to from this site.  All information taken from the internet should be discussed with a medical professional!