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Ghost CH.com Alumnus Offline Farting relieves the pressure Posts: 4106 Farmersville, TX Gender:	chicklexic May 27^th, 2010 at 5:15pm the affliction caused when CHenz try to process logical information. Tag Goat Boy
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Ghost CH.com Alumnus Offline Farting relieves the pressure Posts: 4106 Farmersville, TX Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #1 - May 27^th, 2010 at 5:16pm Also spelled chiclexic Goat is alive
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #2 - May 27^th, 2010 at 5:31pm That's CHens-lexic you dork.
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Grandma_Sweet_Boy CH.com Alumnus Offline What Goes Around Comes Around! Posts: 4496 Georgetown,Ontario Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #3 - May 27^th, 2010 at 7:14pm Ghost wrote on May 27^th, 2010 at 5:16pm: Also spelled chiclexic Goat is alive But it seems you have a death wish
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Jackie CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Go For It!!! Posts: 5903 Goshen, IN Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #4 - May 27^th, 2010 at 7:41pm Ghost wrote on May 27^th, 2010 at 5:16pm: Goat is alive Maybe not for long......
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #5 - May 27^th, 2010 at 9:55pm Alright, who the hell left the window open?
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Mosaicwench CH.com Sponsor Offline www.mosaicwench.com Posts: 3507 Near Milwaukee WI, USA Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #6 - May 27^th, 2010 at 10:19pm Somebody call the exterminator
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Ghost

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Re: chicklexic
Reply #7 - May 29^th, 2010 at 11:30pm

Linda_Howell wrote on May 27^th, 2010 at 5:31pm:

That's CHens-lexic you dork.

chicklexia: An afliction that affects females of the human species, and or subspecies there of. When a female of the human variety intakes logical information their brain is not able to process it properly. This causes the information to be scrambled and only bits of it to be used usually not in the correct order as was took in. When this happens there is usually a rant or some other overly emotional response.

I guess I am now sporting a large target right about now huh? Grin

The goat has risen!!!!!! Grin

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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #8 - May 30^th, 2010 at 12:52am Jack Nicholson put it best in "AS Good As It Gets" A womans mind? that's easy, start with a man's mind, then remove all reason and accountability! running away quickly Joe
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QnHeartMM CH.com Sponsor Offline I AM a Phoenix! Posts: 1783 San Diego, CA Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #9 - May 30^th, 2010 at 12:58am Dude you better run....
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Re: chicklexic
Reply #10 - May 30^th, 2010 at 1:55pm

Jackie wrote on May 27^th, 2010 at 7:41pm:

Ghost wrote on May 27^th, 2010 at 5:16pm:

Goat is alive

Maybe not for long...... Wink

My sentiments exactly.

Ladies, it's time to bring out the bats and brooms from our closets.

The Goat says he is risen. He has apparently forgotten (feeble minded, you know), the power of the Ch-hens. But, with minimal effort on our part we shall put the Goat back in his little pen with a tin can or two to chew on and he again will be compliant (feeble minded, ya know). He just needs a little re-training.

Lock and load, Ladies. The target IS on his back/butt now. Fire at will.

Sandy

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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #11 - May 30^th, 2010 at 3:38pm Guiseppi has retired. He longer carries a weapon. Lock and load is correct Sandy. Be afraid Joe...be very afraid. Atlanta will not be a nice place for you. That is, unless Christy cuts you down to size first. Ghost...I was gonna say you really need to be here more often. I have since changed my thoughts.
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Miklos CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Posts: 644 Plano\|USA\|TX Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #12 - May 31^st, 2010 at 7:04pm I was going to say that Ghost is my kind of man, except he went and spoiled it by living it in Farmersville, TX.
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Re: chicklexic
Reply #13 - Jun 1^st, 2010 at 2:34pm

Sandy_C wrote on May 30^th, 2010 at 1:55pm:

Jackie wrote on May 27^th, 2010 at 7:41pm:

Ghost wrote on May 27^th, 2010 at 5:16pm:

Goat is alive

Maybe not for long...... Wink

My sentiments exactly.

Ladies, it's time to bring out the bats and brooms from our closets.

The Goat says he is risen. He has apparently forgotten (feeble minded, you know), the power of the Ch-hens. But, with minimal effort on our part we shall put the Goat back in his little pen with a tin can or two to chew on and he again will be compliant (feeble minded, ya know). He just needs a little re-training.

Lock and load, Ladies. The target IS on his back/butt now. Fire at will.

Sandy

Hey guys Did I read that right did she really tell all the bats to grab their brooms?
Grin

Im in soooo much trouble now!!!!

I am claiming I have Diclexia Smiley

Goat has spoken

Comeon super CHen you know who I am talking about bring it. I'll eat broom stick 1. Cool

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Ghost CH.com Alumnus Offline Farting relieves the pressure Posts: 4106 Farmersville, TX Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #14 - Aug 23^rd, 2011 at 9:47am I see the CHenz have not tried to pick at me lately, I must be loosing it I guess. Resending my shout out to ruffle the CHenz Feathers.
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Re: chicklexic
Reply #15 - Aug 23^rd, 2011 at 9:56pm

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Ladies, it's time to bring out the bats and brooms from our closets.

Not to worry guys. It's another couple months before the bats and brooms are made ready.

Geeze. This is fun. it's been awhile.

I suppose I better keep my head down for awhile too.

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sandie99 CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain! Posts: 11975 Finland Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #16 - Aug 24^th, 2011 at 7:11am Oh boys, we always have spare brooms & bats in our closets... Sanna
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: chicklexic Reply #17 - Aug 24^th, 2011 at 12:03pm Bats are kept in the belfry. Charlie
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Brew CH.com Sponsor CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 14163	Re: chicklexic Reply #18 - Aug 24^th, 2011 at 12:27pm I'm reminded of a question my mother used to ask me: "Are you crusin' for a bruisin'?"
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