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"Live on from beyond the groove".
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You Brits need serious help  Shocked Cool

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Reply #1 - Sep 1st, 2010 at 12:30pm
 
Or at least the inventor of this needs help.  The comments below the story are hilarious though.

When I die I want to be cremated, so I told my daughter I was going to have my ashes put in 7 small containers so each one of my kids could have one.  My daughter was horrified and was certain I'd lost my mind.   I haven't lost my mind but I just love messing with hers.   Grin
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Reply #2 - Sep 1st, 2010 at 7:11pm
 
You're right, Charlie. Those Brits are a bit daft.

Hey Linda, I told my family that I wanted to cremated and the ashes put in an Etch-A-Sketch so the grandkids could play with me anytime.
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Reply #3 - Sep 2nd, 2010 at 12:44am
 
just wrap my carcase in a blanket and drop me in a hole.  I won't be there anyway.  About the only things I want are one of the Hallelujah choruses at the funeral.  I don't care which of the four they choose.  I won't be there, but I want to share the joy with others.  Then on my tombstone I want this:  Weep not for me.  This is just the shell.  The nut is already gone.

I know where I'll be, and that will be better by far than it can be here, so what gets done with what I leave behind I don't care.

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Reply #4 - Sep 2nd, 2010 at 3:17am
 
When I go I want any usable parts given to those who need them except for my head cos no one deserves that punishment.

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Reply #5 - Sep 2nd, 2010 at 10:32am
 
Hey Bob, you're slipping. I was certain you were going to say etch-a-sketch was invented in Vegas???


How's this for an epitaph.   "I told you I was sick"  Grin
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Reply #6 - Sep 2nd, 2010 at 11:13am
 
BobG wrote on Sep 1st, 2010 at 7:11pm:
Hey Linda, I told my family that I wanted to cremated and the ashes put in an Etch-A-Sketch so the grandkids could play with me anytime.


ROFLMAO!
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Reply #7 - Sep 2nd, 2010 at 2:32pm
 
When I go I wanted to be cremated...but under done...so's they could use me for a chum line for one last fishing trip......Christy get's all mad... Roll Eyes

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Reply #8 - Sep 2nd, 2010 at 8:59pm
 
I'd like a green burial as well.  My brother wants to be cremated and his ashes packed into rifle shells and his son take him duck hunting one last time. 

Not sure how legal that is, but that would be his wishes.
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