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Kentucky Peeps.....
Nov 12^th, 2010 at 1:58pm

...just what are ya'll doing up there??

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Kentucky Man Forced to Eat Own Beard in Fight Over Lawnmower

I’m sure this happens all the time. Somebody is cleaning out the stalls. Somebody is cutting the lawn. Somebody has an extra drink or two. Pretty soon facial hair is being excised and ingested:

Of all things to fight about, he said, punches started flying over a lawn mower.

“Troy offered to buy it from me for two hundred and fifty dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was trying to cheat him,” Westmoreland said. “One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire.”

He says his brother had a mark on his neck, where a knife was held. But Westmoreland’s loss was more permanent.

“They cut my beard and forced me to eat it,” he said.

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Jimi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't feed the moderators Posts: 4925 Madisonville, KY Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #1 - Nov 12^th, 2010 at 2:54pm Looks to me like a couple of North Carolina boys came over the state line trying to sell a cheap lawnmower for too much money and got their ass kicked to me. I think those guys live next door to Linda.
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Racer1_NC CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline "Well, let's go see." Posts: 4417 Lewisville, NC Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #3 - Nov 12^th, 2010 at 3:01pm Jimi wrote on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 2:54pm: Looks to me like a couple of North Carolina boys came over the state line trying to sell a cheap lawnmower for too much money and got their ass kicked to me. I think those guys live next door to Linda.
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Jeannie CH.com Sponsor Offline Live, Laugh, Love.... Posts: 2333 St Louis, Missouri Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #4 - Nov 12^th, 2010 at 4:26pm Good Lord.... Who would think to force someone to eat their own beard???
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #5 - Nov 12^th, 2010 at 4:41pm Quote: I think those guys live next door to Linda. Nope. You forget, I live on the RIGHT side of the tracks Jimi.
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #6 - Nov 12^th, 2010 at 5:48pm Thas messed up............ Joe
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #7 - Nov 12^th, 2010 at 6:37pm LMAO!! Now I REALLY gotta come down there to visit!
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #8 - Nov 12^th, 2010 at 10:12pm Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Charlie (Egad!)
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George CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Black-Billed Magpie Posts: 8126 Boise, Idaho USA Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #9 - Nov 12^th, 2010 at 11:26pm Jeannie wrote on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 4:26pm: Good Lord.... Who would think to force someone to eat their own beard??? Indeed. Best, George
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Kevin_M CH.com Sponsor Offline withered branches grow green again. Posts: 8754 Michigan, USA Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #10 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 7:21am Why heck, they had the lawnmower right there, he could'a just trimmed it up right nice.
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Jimi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't feed the moderators Posts: 4925 Madisonville, KY Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #11 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 10:08am Lets recap.................. Overweight Guy Thick Beard Confererate Flag on the Hat Poor English A 20-dollar lawn mower Alcohol mixed with knives and guns Thats pretty well us.........it is what it is.
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Brew CH.com Sponsor CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 14163	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #12 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 10:19am If I ever go to work for the feds, I want to work ATF. All the fun rolled up into one.
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Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Reply #13 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 1:58pm

Jimi wrote on Nov 13^th, 2010 at 10:08am:

Lets recap..................

Overweight Guy
Thick Beard
Confererate Flag on the Hat
Poor English
A 20-dollar lawn mower
Alcohol mixed with knives and guns

Thats pretty well us.........it is what it is. Grin

This I might buy, but not the statement about North Carolina guys coming over the line to do the deed. (Although if they did, I want to be on their jury)

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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #14 - Nov 15^th, 2010 at 4:44am Ummmm, don't sound so unusual for a "normal" Sat. night in East Texas... Just some "good old boys" having a little "fun"... Round here there'd probably been a coon dog or an alligator involved...
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #15 - Nov 15^th, 2010 at 10:04am Note to self...pedal FAST through texas..... JOe
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George CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Black-Billed Magpie Posts: 8126 Boise, Idaho USA Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #17 - Nov 15^th, 2010 at 10:45am Guiseppi wrote on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 10:04am: Note to self...pedal FAST through texas..... JOe Boy, howdy. Best, George
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #18 - Nov 15^th, 2010 at 12:29pm Joe, I have driven across Texas. Took me 4 of the most boring days of my life to get outta there. Pedaling....you're looking at 2 weeks. Oh, don't pick up any hitch-hikers either.
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Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Reply #19 - Nov 15^th, 2010 at 1:45pm

Guiseppi wrote on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 10:04am:

Note to self...pedal FAST through texas..... Grin

Well Joe...It's kinda like this.....

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If you get spotted peddling around Texas like this....

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This guy is gonna start calling his friends.......

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...who are in turn gonna drink a little......

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...and then set a trap for you.

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Of course the women folk are gonna be watching......

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...and if the trap doesn't work.....this guy will come and invite you to dinner...

After that......I can't say what might happen. Undecided

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Jimi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't feed the moderators Posts: 4925 Madisonville, KY Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #20 - Nov 15^th, 2010 at 2:09pm ROTFLMAO!!!!! edit to add....I think that I might have arrested the last guy in the truck. I recognize that risin on his neck.
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Brew CH.com Sponsor CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 14163	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #21 - Nov 15^th, 2010 at 2:29pm Jimi wrote on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 2:09pm: I recognize that risin on his neck. Did ya smack it with a big, heavy bible? That's how they're cured, ya know....
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Kentucky Peeps..... Reply #22 - Nov 15^th, 2010 at 3:57pm I can almost hear the banjos........ Joe
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