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Got me one BIG problem....
Jan 19^th, 2011 at 9:11am

My class (high school) is in charge of planning the All School reunion for 2012 and we've come up with the "entertainment" for the Friday night event... We're gonna do a "Ledgends" program....

Simple enough... wellllll, we "decided" to save money WE will be the LEDGENDS and do it ourselves (ok, we've always been hams...). I got VOLUNTEERED to be Dolly Parton. Only one "little" problem.... I've got a year and a half to figure out how to go from a size AA bra to a KK size... Roll Eyes

Any suggestions????? Kiss

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Mike NZ CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Oxygen rocks! D3 too! Posts: 3785 Auckland, New Zealand Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #1 - Jan 19^th, 2011 at 9:36am Some CH medication might "help"... Use your oxygen to inflate some balloons to the appropriate size? Or use prednisione for a few months as that helps people put on the weight?
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #2 - Jan 19^th, 2011 at 10:16am Balloons!! BUT, always have some more blown up just for those who are "over zealous".
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #3 - Jan 19^th, 2011 at 10:23am I'll send you the lates southwest airlines magazine. Was reading it on my last flight, every other page was an ad for....ummmm...."enhancing" your figure!!!! Joe
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deltadarlin CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 3823 Downsville LA Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #4 - Jan 19^th, 2011 at 7:16pm Soccer cones (well, that's what the cross-dresser that lives around here uses anyway)!
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Rob C. CH.com Newbie Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 5 Kitchener Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #5 - Jan 20^th, 2011 at 8:27am Go as you are with confidence. Just present yourself as the "Before Surgery" Dolly.
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BarbaraD

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Re: Got me one BIG problem....
Reply #6 - Jan 21^st, 2011 at 6:38am

This is really gonna be a blast... some of the others are coming up with some really "cool" stuff... We're scouting the country looking for "ittsy bittsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikins" - got some guys who we think would look just really swell in them..LOL!

But we're planning everything from the Andrews Sisters to Ray Stevens to the Beach Boys to Chubby Checkers to (of course) Elvis and who knows in between - Even have Minnie Pearl.

I talked to a classmate yesterday and we were working on my "act" and we laughed till we both hurt. I can hardly wait to start "rehersals"..

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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #7 - Jan 21^st, 2011 at 8:44am You guys will be a hoot!!!! Please, tape it and U-tube it! Joe
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his wife CH.com Old Timer Offline The sweetest sound is my children's laughter Posts: 271	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #8 - Jan 21^st, 2011 at 9:12am Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or It's all smoke and mirrors and a grand illusion Barb...
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BobG CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Posts: 6422 St. George, UT Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #9 - Jan 21^st, 2011 at 11:46am Two words............"Silicone, baby!" About 6 pounds......each.
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #10 - Jan 21^st, 2011 at 5:09pm BobG wrote on Jan 21^st, 2011 at 11:46am: Two words............"Silicone, baby!" About 6 pounds......each. Better living thru science Bob.....after all...what's the one thing you will NEVER hear a man say???? "Those breasts are ENTIRELY too large!" joe
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #11 - Jan 22^nd, 2011 at 9:56am Ok, let's see -- 6 pound boobies, a 20 inch waist and a guitar underneath the boobies... And LOTS of make-up... Got my work cut out for me...
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #12 - Jan 22^nd, 2011 at 10:05am I SOOO have faith in you Barb!! Joe
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SimplyBecky CH.com Junior Offline Posts: 38 Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #13 - Jan 23^rd, 2011 at 11:44pm How funny! Get pregnant! When I got pregnant, I went from a B to a D in a week. All of my beautiful Victoria's Secret bras were no longer any use to me.
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #14 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 6:19am Problem Becky with that one... First I'm OLDER than dirt (and they tell me you have to be "exposed" ) Second - Dolly has a SMALL waist .. Back to drawing board...
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Kevin_M CH.com Sponsor Offline withered branches grow green again. Posts: 8754 Michigan, USA Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #15 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 8:31am Quote: 6 pound boobies Old cannonballs were shot in the air that heavy. They gradually came down. Quote: a 20 inch waist and a guitar underneath the boobies Problem ... Dolly has a SMALL waist Go braless, slung underneath them 6 lb'rs could be below that waist. Draws attention away.
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Happy Pappy CH.com Sponsor Offline Finer than frogs hair! Posts: 744 Ft Loudon, PA Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #16 - Feb 14^th, 2011 at 10:18am As for me I would like to have an big field of BOOBS so I could run through them in my bare feet !!!
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #17 - Feb 14^th, 2011 at 10:53am Happy Pappy wrote on Feb 14^th, 2011 at 10:18am: As for me I would like to have an big field of BOOBS so I could run through them in my bare feet !!! Oh I do like the way you think! Joe
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Re: Got me one BIG problem....
Reply #18 - Feb 14^th, 2011 at 3:17pm

Balloons, just make sure you are not wearing a pin.

That will take care of "Dolly's" bust area. Now waist - hmmm. Some sort of a chich belt might work. Dolly's waist is about a size 0. And, with the balloons above, chich belt at the waist, the "Dolly" hips will just fall right into place.

You might not be able to breathe but you sure will look phenomenal. Just make sure your part in the show is very short!!

Sandy

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outontheair CH.com Newbie Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 5	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #19 - Feb 21^st, 2011 at 12:31am Balloons...but first I'd send an e- to Dolly to DollyWorld...she eats this stuff up! Who knows? Maybe she'll do a cameo for ya!
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BarbaraD

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Re: Got me one BIG problem....
Reply #20 - Feb 22^nd, 2011 at 3:57pm

I watched a movie with Dolly the other night and she's got his walk... I'm "working" on that -- only thing - I fall on my face in those damn high heels... Sad

Gotta work on that... Wink

Almost got the "head" thing down. Haven't practiced with the wig yet, but I think it'll bounce ok. And the make-up -- no one recognizes me with all the eye-shadow, but I gotta stay in "character" -- Kiss

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Happy Pappy CH.com Sponsor Offline Finer than frogs hair! Posts: 744 Ft Loudon, PA Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #21 - Mar 2^nd, 2011 at 1:51pm Dolly alway said she spent a lot of money to look so trashy !
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Grinner62 CH.com Veteran Offline Posts: 131 Wichita Falls,Texas Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #22 - Mar 2^nd, 2011 at 7:52pm I have nothing helpful to add. But I did a double (pun intended) take of the subject..."Got me one BIG problem". Just one???
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stevegeebe CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1687 Mandeville, LA Gender:	Re: Got me one BIG problem.... Reply #23 - Mar 4^th, 2011 at 6:26pm If I had boobs I'd never leave the house. I'd be playing with them all day. Steve G
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